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peopleproblems, to memes in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

I inadvertently switched my thrichotillamania to my beard a few years ago.

I miss it terribly. Shaving is so much work, and while it’s relaxing, inevitably an ingrown hair pops up and retriggers everything anyway when I attempt to grow it back.

I’ve been worried I permanently destroyed it like the guy in the meme, but I had my thumb bound up for 5ish weeks and it came back in nicely before I decimated it again.

Amputation is a very accurate description

peopleproblems, to lemmyshitpost in I'm a sucker for big tree

I just wanted to set things on fire.

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

peopleproblems, to memes in Pushovers

No, that’s cyanogenmod, Cyanogenic is when you go into a cold storage unit meant to preserve your life.

peopleproblems, to historyporn in 1995 San Diego tank chase

What a sad story.

Things went shit. He abused drugs, things got more shit, his wife left him, things got shittier.

I mean after going through all that and meth? I’m just glad to read he didn’t kill anyone.

peopleproblems, to lemmyshitpost in better out, than in

My son complained about dad jokes today. I’ll try this one

peopleproblems, to risa in There's... SOMETHING... on the nacelle!

“Its… Its… A GREMLIN!!!”

peopleproblems, (edited ) to memes in brlbrlelebrbrbr

You guys really gotta stop eating ass.

I don’t mind y’all enjoying it sexually, we all have our stuff. But this one will inevitably get you sick unless you’re using barriers which we all know you aint

Edit: y’all nasty. there’s some stuff you can’t clean and I’m not taking about STDs

peopleproblems, (edited ) to linux in Could 2024 be the year of the diagonal linux desktop?

“What’s stopping you from developing for diagonal mode?”

Diagonal Mode

peopleproblems, to risa in Nerds of equal standing.

Yes, but I think “FanDom” implies “Fanatical Domination” meaning someone in The “FanDom” of a certain thing is sexually aroused by dominating other with their fanatical following of said thing.

That’s the only explanation I’ve been able to come up with and I find it hilarious so I’m sticking with it.

peopleproblems, to risa in I'm so confused right now 🤔

The community can decide something is canon right?

I say that’s canon.

peopleproblems, to lemmyshitpost in I knew it all along!

It’s been so long since I’ve touched RTL and the last time I used VHDL/Verilog was college.

I probably could get back into it, but I’d only be qualified as an entry level, and I’m 10 years into software industry making a comfortable salary, I don’t know that I could take the pay cut due to other life shit.

It doesn’t really matter what I’m doing, just being able to play pokemon all day with my son while I’m on PTO today makes it all worth it.

peopleproblems, to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

It’s not even that is it? He’s constantly pulling punches because he doesn’t want to destroy everything in a general direction, something that even Tatsumaki didn’t think about.

peopleproblems, to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

It’s an established fact in Manga/Anime, if you don’t name your Ultimate move its just not powerful.

Like even Saitama named his ultimate move “Serious Punch” and so far it hasn’t failed.

peopleproblems, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I knew it all along!

I wanted to work with FPGAs.

Got set up on designing test systems.

Now I do .Net and Angular.

I miss hardware from the standpoint that it really makes sense. I don’t miss hardware when the magic smoke comes out because I fucked up

peopleproblems, to memes in Put the fish down.

I don’t

I’m just unattractive.

Like oh hey, I have a house and a job and a really cute kid and here’s one where I’m wearing a winter coat in 109F weather to show I’m funny

honestly I realize that dating apps are pretty much a scam.

Actually, they’re so much of a scam I’m sitting here with my AI assistant and webstorm and thinking about how I’d make a more legitimate dating website and it would just end up making me money by selling useless services to desperate singles too busy to meet other people

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