psycho_driver

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psycho_driver,

This picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.

psycho_driver,

I heard a deadpool name that was something about Kurt Angle’s daughter. I’ll let you do that search.

psycho_driver,

You know there’s urban legend out there that this actually happened to some US sailors during a test of some Tesla energy field thinga-majigger about a hundred years ago.

psycho_driver,

This was me in the early days of captchas. Now I’m all like 360 no-scope BOOM HEADSHOT let me in motherfuckers!

psycho_driver,

It’s all fun and games until self starts telling other self it’s stabby time.

psycho_driver,

Look, I feel like you might wanna cook your jets with Freddie, he was a pedophile or something. Or maybe he just murdered kids.

Pretty sure it was both. That’s why the parents banded together and burned him alive.

psycho_driver,

Does it end on a cliffhanger or wrapped up nicely?

psycho_driver,

If you’re on the fence about getting a cat, just know this is a typical mental wellness day for your average cat.

psycho_driver,

Few know the movies are actually documentaries chronicling the lives of people living in the Outback.

psycho_driver,

They like hookers and blow. No time for movies.

psycho_driver,

I just tell people that GoT is the best 4 season TV show in history.

I do appreciate season 5 for the sand snakes jail scene at least.

psycho_driver,

The roles here are reversed. Cat fearfully living at the front of the boat, afraid human will eat it.

psycho_driver,

I just want to fall asleep from 3-5. Doesn’t matter if I slept all day and got up at 10:30PM.

psycho_driver,

This is the one true way.

psycho_driver,

83? Where in the far far north do you live?

psycho_driver,

Gross. Why not just throw some pickled children in there while you’re at it.

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