psycho_driver

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psycho_driver, (edited )

Emmy award winning script. It had highs. It had lows. It had the happiest of endings.

psycho_driver,

Salt. Bacon.

It’s a conspiracy.

psycho_driver,

Maybe put a spire on the top so death-defying selfie takers won’t be able to resist.

psycho_driver,

I would definitely try it.

psycho_driver,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

psycho_driver,

This picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.

psycho_driver, (edited )

Garbage software is one of the primary reasons I left my last job despite high pay. It just got too friggin annoying to use. They’d roll out a ‘hotfix’ to fix something they had broken 3 months earlier and they’d break 2 new things which previously had been working fine for years. The support was so bad I just bought a magic eight ball for our office and we’d ask it our support questions.

Yardi, I’m looking at you.

psycho_driver,

Candygram.

psycho_driver,

I’m glad they got the order right. I feel like gentoo should be piloting a nuclear submarine targeting the Orca though.

psycho_driver,

Why mess with perfection?

psycho_driver,

Far from groovin

psycho_driver,

I heard a deadpool name that was something about Kurt Angle’s daughter. I’ll let you do that search.

psycho_driver,

Except now it’s Xitter and zitting.

psycho_driver,

Yeah not my proudest moments but whenever a douchenozzle zooms up behind me as I’m just getting around someone in the fast lane and I flip my blinker on to move back into the slow lane and I see the asshat darting into the slow lane to go around me I just keep moving over.

psycho_driver,

A car with guns fastened to it.

psycho_driver,

Janitors put in an honest day’s work.

psycho_driver,

You know there’s urban legend out there that this actually happened to some US sailors during a test of some Tesla energy field thinga-majigger about a hundred years ago.

psycho_driver,

Are you outside of your mind?

psycho_driver,

Danger-cuddles

psycho_driver,

Kitter was made for this!

psycho_driver,

“It’s the same picture”

psycho_driver,

Here you catch a rare glimpse of the untamed auto-mobile in it’s natural habitat. When given the chance to romp around and play with each other in a snowy outdoor environment, few can resist the urge despite their handler’s protestations. Be warned, such frolicking can be very rough and tumble!

psycho_driver, (edited )

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

psycho_driver,

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

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