registrert

registrert, 8 months ago

Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.

registrert, 8 months ago

What an awful thing to do.

registrert, 8 months ago

An Ouija-phone, seeing they’re all dead.

Jokes aside, Doro has a range of reasonably priced phones, from old style to Android smartphones, with “Old people interface” available to cut down on the techno fluff old folks likely won’t use. 3/4 grandparents were able to operate them, can recommend.

registrert, 8 months ago

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

registrert, 8 months ago

I’m a sausage maker and this image is blasphemous, please delete now or the Würstermünster will curse you.

registrert, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Are you kidding, “Woman or potato? (73% of people got it wrong)” is legendary!

Edit: I found it, tell me this isn’t pure art. https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/b87e5771-b0ad-4fa2-8f0d-f48ce6f0f5cb.jpeg

registrert, 8 months ago

I have to reevaluate all those “lol kys” messages I got when I used to play online games.

registrert, 8 months ago

https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/6729fdd7-16cb-42c6-aab9-87fe69df73a8.png

registrert, 8 months ago

(most likely)

I’d be worried if the video was "Heart surgery for dummies’

registrert, 8 months ago

Thank you for sharing these.

registrert, 8 months ago

Never seen ETA being used that way before. Thank goodness.

registrert, 8 months ago

Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

registrert, 8 months ago

Face/Off, but as a Lego movie -

registrert, 9 months ago

my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

registrert, 9 months ago

Hmm yes. Quite shitty posting indeed.

registrert, 9 months ago

It’s either full on “Somber music playing” or subtitles for “foreign” parts only. I just want subtitles for everyone talking. Bonus points if foreign parts are translated, but if there’s supposed to be some mysterious group speaking a strange language - like french or something - then give me subtitles in french.

My favorite is when on-screen text is subtitled.

SOME TIME LATER “Some time later”

Thanks.

registrert, 9 months ago

I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

registrert, 9 months ago

I just copypaste words and letters from online tutorials into them .css files and call it a user hack.

Sometimes the resulting page is even renderable.

registrert, 9 months ago

I wear colourful Hawaii shirts to balance out my bleak and anemic personality.

registrert, 9 months ago

Checking post histories and holding it against users, presenting Lemmy as “a site” instead of interoperating and independent instances where one can tailor ones experience, not advocating finding more suitable communities…

Very reddit behaviour to my eyes.

registrert, 9 months ago

Reminds me…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8&t=42

registrert, 9 months ago

That spider’s gonna suck him dry so it’s happy endings all around! 🎉

registrert, 9 months ago

Copy paste saves on ink time, cartoonists are poor lazy.

registrert, 9 months ago

It generally does everything your desktop computer does, but you can do it while you’re on the shitter.

I’m not even kidding.

registrert, 10 months ago

“Wow am I glad that robot doesn’t look like Arnold!”