Ha! Amateur! I haven’t opened a toilet door with bare hands since the time they wrote a “19” at the beginning of the year. Git gud! (I’m not entirely sure, but could actually be true)
When I was younger, I desperately wanted a bushy beard, had none to speak of, today I’m older, could grow one easily, don’t want one anymore, makes me look old. Shaving is so obnoxious. I guess it’s one of the grass on the other side it’s greener thing. Sigh.
BS. I wanted to build one on my property, but here in Germany you need a permit if you wanna build a birds house (I’m not kidding, in some areas you do), I didn’t get one, neighbors and shit, so I sold the house, we’re moving to Denmark this year. No neighbors, no problems. Especially not German neighbors! As long as you have a Danebrog (Danish flag) on your property, you can build a lot. It’s your property at last.
Many years ago I wrote some puny lines that randomly and repeatedly inserted the word “documentation” as comments into code. I stumbled upon one of those abominations shortly before Christmas, I laughed so hard as I remembered. I couldn’t explain to anybody why, though.