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saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in "Halp, could I be-"

Are you prègante?

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in When your aunt gets you The Star Trek Game for secret Santa

Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Oo-rah

This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Fear

This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Don't belive big telecom

Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to comicstrips in "Book Club" by War and Peas

This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in "Captain's log..."

Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?

(The uncensored files)

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in F#€k $pez

Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Sometimes I wonder if I misremember things because it sounds plausible but also like a dream

“Shall I play the ocarina and return us to the forest temple?”

Nah. Nah man let’s just walk.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in What's up, my fellow trees?

“So you’re a REAL tree?”

Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.

“This dude is legit.”

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to science_memes in Don't worry about it.

What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to risa in This one's for the Dads

I remember putting the kids to bed as a baby sitter, then chilling on the lazy boy until suddenly a kid is butt naked running right out the front door into a thunderstorm. Nothing like chasing a crazy naked kid through the neighborhood in friggin socks.

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

saltnotsugar, 1 year ago to memes in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.