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saltnotsugar, to risa in Proudly served at all Quark's Bar locations (price and participation may vary)

Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!

saltnotsugar, to risa in For all the Texan Trekkies out there

DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

saltnotsugar, to memes in the reason for the season, idk

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

WAT.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Sadge

(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.

(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.

(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.

(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.

saltnotsugar, to risa in Not even a ridge on their head or anything?

More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands

When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Muoöe

Møø

saltnotsugar, to memes in POV: you're American

This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

saltnotsugar, to memes in Me Too, me too...

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

saltnotsugar, to historyporn in The ISOLATOR, invention from 1925

If Star Wars took place in the 1920’s and had a lot more paperwork.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Snow!

I better not slow down or drive cautiously in this snow! People would think I’m some sort of pansy!

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in Philanthropic guy

(Rings hand bell) Drugs! Get ya drugs!

“Hey! These aren’t drugs. These are lollipops.”

I can see YOU my friend, know your drugs.

saltnotsugar, to memes in What nice vibes

The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.

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