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saltnotsugar, to memes in Me Too, me too...

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

saltnotsugar, to risa in Jaysus...

“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in Philanthropic guy

(Rings hand bell) Drugs! Get ya drugs!

“Hey! These aren’t drugs. These are lollipops.”

I can see YOU my friend, know your drugs.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in the Perks of ownership...

Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in talk shit, get bit

Grow fast, chomp hard.

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Free money

Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.

saltnotsugar, to risa in Proudly served at all Quark's Bar locations (price and participation may vary)

Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!

saltnotsugar, to memes in the reason for the season, idk

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

WAT.

saltnotsugar, to lemmyshitpost in Sadge

(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.

(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.

(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.

(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.

saltnotsugar, to memes in Oo-rah

This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.

saltnotsugar, to science_memes in Vortex me daddy

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

saltnotsugar, to historyporn in The ISOLATOR, invention from 1925

If Star Wars took place in the 1920’s and had a lot more paperwork.

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