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The trick is to hang around people who do give a shit.

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“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

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It is a spectacularly bad title, because the fact that they’re talking to each other in person automatically makes it not an “internet” disagreement.

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And who are doing so in person.

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https://y.yarn.co/bef033af-ceae-4a99-986c-fcc50905951a_text.gif

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https://www.models-resource.com/resources/big_icons/13/12394.png?updated=1450756101

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That’s the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.

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He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

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So give him the medal, then have him standing where he is in the final shot.

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“Sentience implies being able to feel pain. Do you mean sapience?”

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I, too, leave my friends dismembered and burning in agonizing pain.

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Egads, it made C-3P0 straight!

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No, “cannot” is the more formal way to write it.

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Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!

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And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.

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Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.

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Yeah, I like how this is pretending that the internet didn’t exist in 1999 because there was no Spotify or iTunes.

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Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

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Same. Open source is great and all, but it has to actually fucking work to be useful.

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Cheese and lard.

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“It finally works!”

Never plays it again

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I like that the implication is that it’s also Odo’s jam.

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Although in Europe, it’s written as 10/10.

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