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And who are doing so in person.

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It is a spectacularly bad title, because the fact that they’re talking to each other in person automatically makes it not an “internet” disagreement.

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So give him the medal, then have him standing where he is in the final shot.

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“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

  • Stephen Colbert
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The trick is to hang around people who do give a shit.

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Although in Europe, it’s written as 10/10.

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Same. Open source is great and all, but it has to actually fucking work to be useful.

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“It finally works!”

Never plays it again

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And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.

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Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.

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Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!

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He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

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Unless we were immortal and capable of remembering everything, we’d need history.

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Verily, thou art correct.

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Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee

Being a pirate is all right with me

Unless you’re in Lemmy.world, then you won’t see

You are a pirate!

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Defense would be spelled correctly

Hey, I take offence to that!

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