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“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

  • Stephen Colbert
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The trick is to hang around people who do give a shit.

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Same. Open source is great and all, but it has to actually fucking work to be useful.

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“It finally works!”

Never plays it again

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And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.

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Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.

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Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!

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He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

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Unless we were immortal and capable of remembering everything, we’d need history.

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Verily, thou art correct.

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Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee

Being a pirate is all right with me

Unless you’re in Lemmy.world, then you won’t see

You are a pirate!

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Defense would be spelled correctly

Hey, I take offence to that!

Be honest, do you still use reddit?

I used to check the front page at least once every day, and occassionally check specific subreddits. Now I don’t look at reddit unless theres some drama, like mods getting purged, then I’d go there and enjoy the drama. Occasionally there will be questions that only reddit has the answer to so I have to reluctantly use it. I...

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Occasionally, but always logged out and with an adblocker. It seems to get worse every time I check it.

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I disagree. The quote has an “I fucked up, what are you going to do about it?” vibe.

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I’ve seen “and at the worst possible time” added to the end of Murphy’s Law. Right away might not be the worst possible time.

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Related to “out of sight, out of mind.”

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It would honestly be a brilliant way to keep the trolls engaged with the site!

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