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samus12345, 5 months ago

Worth it to try and get at least one kid out of that nightmare system. If it’s that bad to adopt, imagine how bad it is to be completely at its mercy.

samus12345, 6 months ago

That’s a real who’s who of my favorite characters. Probably not a coincidence.

samus12345, 6 months ago

2024, an election year, will definitely be a shitshow.

samus12345, 6 months ago

I’d say it’s going to be more of a shitshow than normal, but that will be expected.

samus12345, 6 months ago

The world has been designed to only work if there’s a cycle of life and death. God set you up!

samus12345, 6 months ago

Wow, that phone is ancient, but the episode’s not that old…is it?

Original air date April 9, 1995

Oh.

samus12345, 6 months ago

Not to mention the risk of being frozen for a thousand years.

samus12345, 6 months ago

Here’s to another lousy millennium.

samus12345, 6 months ago

https://i.imgflip.com/8a8j1x.jpg

samus12345, 6 months ago

1963 anime girl:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b1/Uran5.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180620185213&path-prefix=protagonist

samus12345, 6 months ago

Still working for me. It’s probably the app you’re using not playing well with the dreaded .webp format.

samus12345, 6 months ago

Sir Alec Guinness: awkwardly waggled a stick around

samus12345, 6 months ago

https://ssb.wiki.gallery/images/b/bb/SSBU_spirit_Moon.png

samus12345, 6 months ago

Do they have microcrisps in their computers?

samus12345, 6 months ago

And the humor didn’t detract from the horror. Kudos to the creators for that one!

samus12345, 6 months ago

Full original:

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aA3g5g9_700b.jpg

samus12345, 6 months ago

Hmm, what’s something I really like that gets shit on all the time? Open-world games with question marks all over the map is a big one. I like checking off points of interest, but it’s reviled by many, and I can understand why. I also hate Soulslike games even though they seem to be super popular.

samus12345, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

You know that most of Disney’s stuff that they profit from is characters created by other people, right?

samus12345, 6 months ago

So the third must be “Return of the Ring.”

samus12345, 6 months ago

“Excuse me, Mr. Soraun, sir, I think you lost this a couple thousand years ago.”

samus12345, 6 months ago

I should have specified without a conventional heat source.

samus12345, 6 months ago

I like how this used to be a joke about being too cheap to pay for gold, but now that you can’t buy it anyway it’s as good as anything else.

samus12345, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Always thought that was such a gyp, Jafar getting turned into a bound genie, as if that were the default state for djinn.

samus12345, 6 months ago

Yeah, the fact that all genies are bound to lamps there is dumb - one even gets created for Jafar. How does that make any sense, even in that fantastical setting? And it’s not like they all have to be bound, since they can be wished free.

Jafar wished to be “the world’s most powerful sorcerer.” so you’re right, he could have wished to be still more powerful. Or to be a free genie. Maybe there are universes where the Disney villain didn’t hold the idiot ball at the end and succeeded in their plans. Now that would be an interesting “What If” series!

samus12345, 6 months ago

I guess Jafar thought the idea of all genies being bound by default was ridiculous, too.