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satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in soak and jump hump

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in History lives in the present

I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

satans_crackpipe, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Merry ChristmaX

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to lemmyshitpost in THE DAY HATH COME

Where is mother Theresa?

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don’t eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to fuck_cars in same bed length

I see one truck and one blue minivan with a covered cargo area.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in Funtastic 😅

Microsoft really doesn’t want Linux running on bare metal.

satans_crackpipe, 1 year ago to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to comicstrips in He took the fish for a walk

I’m high again and looked at this comic for a while trying to figure out why I don’t like it.

The attention to detail is unsettling. Why go to the effort of drawing a bulge and tits on characters whose design includes low effort mitten hands?

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in History lives in the present

FINE YOU WEIRDO ZEALOTS:

I do hope the Palestine and Israel Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to cyanideandhappiness in 1 December 2023

Predatory lending. Overdraft fees. Minimum balances. Setting due dates on holidays and and weekends, then refusing to process payments for a three days prior to the due date. Opening lines of credit for people with mental handicaps. Fixing their books. Lying to regulatory agencies.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in Air cooling is just better

The only true path to water cooling is eliminating the air gaps between your block and CPU surface via full submersion.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in Possums are cool though.

CIA works for the racoons. Man.

satans_crackpipe, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in I knew it all along!

That would require multiple monitors and rave music.

satans_crackpipe, 2 years ago to memes in yellow guy

I sure hope it’s Pissy the Piss Jug!