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A loom that learned to weave itself.

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That’s good, but then 5/7ths of your life is wasted. Plus, you don’t really have the time and energy to fully commit to 2 days of hobbies, so you’re really only enjoying 1/7th of your miserable wasted life.

sentient_loom,
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I just recently figured it out too!

sentient_loom,
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If they don’t pay well then that’s a different problem than the meme refers to. If there’s a high barrier to entry, compete like fucking crazy and own that shit. Any different attitude is a distraction that will sabotage your efforts.

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Are you practicing like crazy? Are you an amazing ball player with lots of experience?

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Indeed. Even better is having something to live for, or even something to work for (even if the work itself sucks). And these things can take place on evenings and weekends. Then at least the toil is meaningful because it enables the real work.

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Are you convinced that you can’t do it professionally?

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If the culprit ever read this they would probably laugh and feel very satisfied with their prank.

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I see you’ve played painty-pipey before!

sentient_loom,
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Oh this is a threat. I don’t post meme pictures in shitpost communities. I post solid gold text.

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This is the repost. I got upvotes for the original, “The spankings will continue until the cumming stops.”

Lemmy is a fickle bitch!

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Those with eyes to see…

sentient_loom,
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You have excellent taste. I’m curious about the basis of the reports.

sentient_loom,
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They expect a memes-clone.

sentient_loom,
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True, but you’re the one who said “last time” was a repost, when that was also a rearranged post.

Anyway, Merry Christmas!

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Simple. Elegant. Perfect.

10/10

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Now!

[spanks]

sentient_loom,
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Then I’m never going to stop spanking.

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I forgot about them.

sentient_loom,
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I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

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That’s a beautiful love story.

sentient_loom,
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You must have seen my OnlyFans

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Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

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The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

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I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

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Ah so that was the plan the whole time.

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