rug_burn,

Does he like to cuddle after?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

HootinNHollerin,

But what about the Japanese

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

speaker_hat, (edited )

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

gmtom,

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Because it is

EmoDuck,

How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

ExLisper, (edited )

Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I’m in love

That I’m sent from above

I’m not that innocent

SinningStromgald,

I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

sentient_loom, (edited )
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a beautiful love story.

TheDeepState,

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must have seen my OnlyFans

gmtom,

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
THE_ANON,

Exactly

Veedem,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Did he still do all that meth?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

Dolphinfreetuna,

It wasn’t illegal back then

AlmightySnoo,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it could work.

Siegfried,

“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

Fisch,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

That would be fire ngl

MedicPigBabySaver,

Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

sentient_loom, (edited )
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People needed to concentrate, duh.

DestroyerOfWorlds,

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

tubaruco,

hate it when it happens

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