FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
THE_ANON,

Exactly

AlmightySnoo,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it could work.

Siegfried,

“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

Fisch,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

That would be fire ngl

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I’m in love

That I’m sent from above

I’m not that innocent

TheDeepState,

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must have seen my OnlyFans

gmtom,

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

Veedem,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Did he still do all that meth?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

Dolphinfreetuna,

It wasn’t illegal back then

DestroyerOfWorlds,

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

tubaruco,

hate it when it happens

ExLisper, (edited )

Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

speaker_hat, (edited )

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

gmtom,

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Because it is

rug_burn,

Does he like to cuddle after?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

SinningStromgald,

I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

sentient_loom, (edited )
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a beautiful love story.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

sentient_loom, (edited )
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

People needed to concentrate, duh.

EmoDuck,

How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

HootinNHollerin,

But what about the Japanese

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.

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