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shalafi, to memes in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

I have windows like this in America. But you need 3 hands to work them. I’d kill for a simple lever like that.

shalafi, to asklemmy in Looking for 2000s movie about gang?

Interesting question so I took a shot:

Death Sentence?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0804461/plotsummary/

shalafi, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Rat destroyer

Yep! You can get them for most common ammo sizes, but .50 cal is particularly hilarious.

I got some .22 to play with. It’s wildly underpowered, which is the point I guess. Coming out a pistol, it spreads really fast (see video above). I doubt it would seriously wound a rat at 10’. After some very informal testing, I doubt it would go through 2 layers of sheetrock, and maybe not one. (Depends largely on barrel length.)

Also, anything you would shoot these out of is going to have a rifled barrel. Makes shot (pellets) come out in a pinwheel. I have a 410-gauge derringer I’d dare you to shoot me with from 15’. LOL, I’ve never got a single pellet on a 3’x3’ target at 8’, it’s really that crazy bad. Maybe if there was a snake right at your foot or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️

And now I see they have .45 rat shot. Thanks OP. I really didn’t need this rabbit hole tonight.

EDIT: Damnit OP. $2 each before shipping, so probably $4 each. Too rich for my blood. Why did you start me on this?!

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

shalafi, to memes in It's just a coffee

Spotify is the only subscription I have. Don’t listen to music a lot, but it’s cheap and easy. For VPN, I rolled my own on a Digital Ocean VPS.

shalafi, to asklemmy in What physical features do you find attractive on a person that would be considered unattractive by your culture's beauty standards?

Average is too big for me. Flat as a board please.

shalafi, to science_memes in Magic π
shalafi, to comicstrips in BEST DAY EVER

There are people volunteering to “house” pubic lice to keep them from going extinct.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

Damn that was a fine read.

blame the immigrants for pursuing rational self-interest as if it were a moral failing, instilling hatred in part of the working class toward other working class people to garner political support for representatives who pay lip service to anti-immigration policy

^ Tip of the spear right there. Gets votes!

But let’s talk real talk. Americans want slaves. I can provide 100 anecdotes, but they all come to the same observation, we want cheap labor. Immigrants provide it and we can’t do without it.

And it’s not just the “evil capitalists”. If a Mexican dude tells me his gang will refloor my living room for $5/hr. per man, I’m all in because I can’t afford to pay “real” labor prices. Either they make some money, or no one gets paid and my carpet is rotting.

OK, one anecdote. My wife is Filipina, not a US citizen. Her education in early childhood education is stunning. I’ve watched countless videos of her private school back home. And I’m screaming, “FFS! Why are we not teaching our children like this?! Why are our teachers not trained like this?!”

She had to quit her job teaching because the airport hotel pays far more. Philippinos are in demand because everyone knows they work hard, don’t bitch and are grateful for what they get. LOL, she was hired on the spot, just for walking in the door and asking.

Meanwhile, I make $80K for sitting and sleeping my ass off working for a software dev, from home.

Don’t know where I’m going with this. Guess when we Americans say we’re a “nation of immigrants”, we really mean, “a nation of immigrants who started as slaves and worked their way up the food chain over a generation or two”.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

We just played the anti-immigrant game in Florida. Harsh legislation passed, they ran away, and fuck me, crops are rotting in the fields.

There were a couple of business owners brave enough to say it out loud on video. “Well, yeah, we wanted this legislation, but just to kinda scare 'em. We didn’t think we’d actually lose our workers! Maybe we gotta rethink this whole thing.”

Props to those few self-aware SeaWolves. Some are getting it.

If you want slave labor, you gotta put up with slaves living on the plantation.

shalafi, (edited ) to nostupidquestions in If you're reading something and you don't understand a word, should you stop and research it or should you keep reading the whole thing first?

Nah, I think we all do that. I remember my gf back in the day laughing her ass off because I was trying to say misshapen.

“You know, miss-happen, like, malformed.”

🤷🏻‍♂️

shalafi, to comicstrips in Busted

My Filipina wife and her friends get into the tequila and it’s on. The machine is 5’ to my left and ready to go.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

shalafi, to asklemmy in Does AI-generated art posted on lemmy bother you?

Your work on that sub is appreciated.

shalafi, to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Faster to open, doesn’t send a system interrupt.

If all is well: CTRL+SHIFT+ESC

Stuck program needs a kick in the ass: CTRL+ALT+DELETE

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