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smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in Don't
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Don’t

smuuthbrane, to comicstrips in Dress by Pizzacakecomic
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Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

smuuthbrane, to asklemmy in What salary do you think would make you happy?
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Salary? No. Stipend, yes. Give me enough to comfortably live on and pursue interests and hobbies with no requirement for work. That’s the closest money would get to making me happy.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in Someone get working on this, right away!
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TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

smuuthbrane, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Existentialist Spagett
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Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

smuuthbrane, to risa in My children when I tell them “no” for literally any reason
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They’re just hoping their dead hopes and dreams enter Sto’Vo’Kor.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition
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If you freeze it and eat it later that’s called meal prep.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in Nicolas Cage through the years
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You got me good, laughed my face off.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in "Tag someone who needs to see this"
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“Sperm chaser” - that drinking a shot then giving a BJ and swallowing?

smuuthbrane, to memes in Here's to next year
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Surely the first two weeks is a grace period right? Like, it doesn’t really count until Jan 15th?

smuuthbrane, to risa in MRW hologram Barclay is trying to rizz up Seven in "Inside Man"
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Picard was Borg for what, a day? Seven was assimilated as a child and was rescued after a decade and a half? Two?? Hardly even comparable.

smuuthbrane, to memes in New Toy
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Aw man, I was gonna eat that. Now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in If you know, you know.
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I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.
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IT’S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in Perpetual motion machine
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Aw, I was hoping it was a drill under the table with a huge bar magnet on it.

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