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southsamurai, to comicstrips in "Lord of the Underworld" by War and Peas
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And King from owl house

southsamurai, to memes in I have several questions, actually
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No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

southsamurai, to comicstrips in No one ever takes both... (ElderCactus)
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Look, I’m not gay or anything, but if there’s free bunghole pics, it’s free bunghole pics, so I’m in

southsamurai, to memes in Sh*t Gold .
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Dude. Go back to reddit. Lemmy really doesn’t need this kind of hyper aggressive stuff. Be better.

southsamurai, to comicstrips in "Bathroom Line" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)
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Can confirm. Once slipped into the women’s by putting on a dress and joined in the worship of our dark Lord

southsamurai, to animemes in Bottom's up!
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She’s drinking because she has heard too much while living life with four ears

southsamurai, to science_memes in Point taken
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Twitter links are now even less useful than before lol

southsamurai, to linuxmemes in Mint-y green it is.
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11? Fuck that, I’m not sidegrading to 8.

I ain’t even joking. My media PC is still on 7, everything else is on Linux now.

southsamurai, to unethicallifeprotips in ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.
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Depends on how you crash it. You go hard and fast enough, it won’t be you on the hook :)

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Strong Men
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Lmmfao!

Dude. You nailed the bait! Like, I’ve seen outrage trolling before, but you fucking aced this shit :)

southsamurai, to asklemmy in What's a big tech product that you actually find useful?
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Google drive, sadly.

It’s mainly because it’s the single most supported “cloud” service. You can almost guarantee that any ap or program is going to be able to use it without jumping through hoops, and that’s vital when you need quick, reliable off site storage.

Out here in the country, I might have seconds to back up what I’m working on if weather gets crazy fast. It isn’t often, and even rarer that it would also cause problems with my own storage too, but I’ve lost an entire almost finished novel to a lightning strike before, so I’m a tad paranoid.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in What movie did you rewatch most often?
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Over my entire life, Spaceballs.

It’s my comfort movie. I saw it when it came out on VHS back in the day, and it just killed me. Still does, particularly Candy’s bits. I fucking miss that guy.

As an adult, as lame as it may seem, it’s a tie between the first Avengers movie and Fight Club.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in What are the most appropriate responses to some very uncomfortable and awkward questions?
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I was lol

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Assuming a lemmy bot building and hosting website existed soon. What features would you like to see?
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A “similar community” bot to help discovery.

When someone links to a community, it offers other communities with the same name on other instances.

But it would be less useful until we get multiC/s or something like that

southsamurai, to asklemmy in What are the most appropriate responses to some very uncomfortable and awkward questions?
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How big is your dick?

This was asked by the daughter of a patient while I was working home health.

She was 14.

I did not go back lol.

My answer was, " ma’am, that’s not a question to ask someone, much less an adult you barely know."

Home health can be fun lol.

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