Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose. (lemmy.world)
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Gives a whole new meaning to "moving like molasses." (lemmy.world)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
This is what my wife calls me after the incident. (lemmy.world)
The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it. (lemmy.world)
Ketchup alignment (lemmy.world)
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Verily, I say unto thee: Be specific. (lemmy.world)
Same (lemmy.world)
I don't think I am... (lemmy.world)
Whatcha gonna do? (lemmy.world)
That explains the shiny nose (lemmy.world)
Reminder to count three Mississippis.
Bowl cut gang, rise up. (lemmy.world)
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin (lemmy.world)
And Ron Artest was known for his short temper. I’d have loved to see Larry mess with him.
RIP Brenda (lemmy.world)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. (lemmy.world)
Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy....
Japan is on its own wavelength. (lemmy.world)
I'm in danger. (i.imgur.com)
Feeling so good just the way that we do (lemmy.world)
Tough choice (i.imgur.com)
Riley's going places. (i.imgur.com)
Can't all be so gifted (lemmy.world)
Just another day of saving the bees. (i.imgur.com)
Little bastard (i.imgur.com)
I was 12 once. (lemmy.world)
