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Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

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Surely that’s an urban legend, like truck nutz and decent beer.

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Dude, you think I haven’t heard that explanation before? Did you forget where we are?

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Aren’t dolphins, whales and orcas all part of the cetacean group?

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You could do the job with less, but you’d grumble about it.

I think the shower in my current house is luxurious because it’s large enough that I can turn around without knocking things off the shower caddy.

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One day that article I memorised about how to survive in quicksand is going to save my life.

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Maybe it should be mandatory in the US. It would make voter suppression harder, if not impossible.

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Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.

The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.

What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.

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Other power sources also cause visual pollution and I like windmills better than columns of smoke.

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Once The Man figures out that windmills would make good persistence-of-vision displays to play adverts on, I’m going to start burning them down.

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Why does it need to be consistent? I think it’s fine to say I’m emotionally attached to this animal but not that one.

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Kangaroo is great if it’s prepared well.

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That’s absurdly reductionist. All animals are not alike.

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You don’t know what reductionist means, do you.

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Superhero, by Kormac. It’s a little out there, nothing I could actually describe as lyrics, but it makes me dance a little in my seat.

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Feel like a lot of comic strips I’ve seen lately are effectively nudging the audience and saying “aren’t I just so relatable?”

Maybe, but I’d prefer if they went back to being funny.

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I don’t swear often because that makes it so much more satisfying when I do. It’s like rationing out my favourite snacks.

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Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

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Don’t you put that evil on me. That sounds like a decent approximation of hell.

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If that page loaded for me, what could I expect to see on it?

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I feel like I’ve already shit enough in my life.

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My wife hates that I forgot what chicken nuggets are and called them ‘meat dots’. Of course I don’t call them anything else now.

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