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Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

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Other power sources also cause visual pollution and I like windmills better than columns of smoke.

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I don’t swear often because that makes it so much more satisfying when I do. It’s like rationing out my favourite snacks.

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Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

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I was going through some stuff and installing Arch from scratch was the only way I could feel anything at all.

Every now and then I see that laptop and think "I should keep going and install those power management scripts ". Then I think “nah”.

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My wife hates that I forgot what chicken nuggets are and called them ‘meat dots’. Of course I don’t call them anything else now.

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I understand why you’d call this uplifting news if you were local, but to the rest of us it’s like “USA briefly pauses grinding own face under own boot”.

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Every time I see a monowheel vehicle, the driver is leaning out of it to see where he’s going.

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“Brunt! FCC!”

“Is this pinkskin diplomacy?”

“Oh my, that certainly is toxic, isn’t it?”

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Nestle. They’re our closest living example of an evil corporation run by a cartoon supervillain.

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I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

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A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.

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That’s a really nice stick. I wish I had a stick just like it.

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“I will betray you at every turn.”

saves the Federation again

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I sigh, shake my head, then redo the work the way I should have done it the first time.

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Stephen Colbert strikes me as someone who knows how to respect the source material.

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Their health. I’ve reached the age where most of my friends have something to say about their health. It becomes a sort of one-upmanship game, where everyone has to top the person who spoke last with their afflictions. What is this, the misery olympics?

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No no no, we only wish it was dead, instead of being forced to watch Disney trot out its stale corpse again any time they think they sniff profit.

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I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

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Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

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I’m in administration and part of my job is filling out forms and reports that no-one will ever need unless there’s a problem in which case they become very important indeed.

In today’s business environment we tend to forget that redundancy = resilience.

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

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