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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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I’m okay with advertisements in things like television. Ad supported media is one thing, ad supported real estate needs to burn to the ground

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Unfortunately his actor is also kinda ass. Idunno if trying to get a rapist a lighter sentence is worse than all the shit Chowder has done, but I’m fine with never seeing either of them again

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Truly the greatest test of morality in the modern age

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>dishes go in dirty

>dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours

>dishes come out clean

Are you guys really buying this?

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Die mad prescriptivist

“Why do these men insist upon using ‘bully’ as an alternative to ‘ruffian?’ ‘Bully’ already has a meaning! They’re a prostitute’s bodyguard! I say, the English language surely is dying here in the late 19th century!”

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Try finding me in one year when I’ve watched all of those shows

Thanks for the recommendations!

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Doesn’t happen if you only watch obscure >decade old single season animes

Never mind the fact that I’ll never find another person who watched and liked From the New World, or Canaan, or Flip Flappers

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People don’t choose to be whatever gender they are, but they do choose whether to use hexbear or not

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I didn’t actually know that it was bad to put knives in the dishwasher until only a couple months ago. For anyone wondering, dishwasher detergent is abrasive, and will mechanically dull blades.

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Aka salvation army’s trash delivery

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God, if only

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It’s always high school. Always has been, always will be. After generations of learning how to interact with each other in romantic contexts from media, what do you expect? Especially when we spend our formative years watching media that’s written to appeal to people in their formative years, you end up with a lot of people acting like poorly written characters because that’s how they learned to interact with each other.

Not to say that our generation is worse than previous generations, of course. Back then dudes didn’t know how to not hit their wives. Now we just don’t know how to talk. A marked improvement, I’d say

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Fun fact! Drugs (at least pot) make you think you’re more creative, but they don’t actually make you more creative! It turns out, being inebriated just makes you more easily impressed by things

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Unfortunately scihub is dead, so I can’t link to any full research papers, but here’s my source

news.virginia.edu/…/bummer-youre-not-more-creativ…

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And blanket the planet in a miles deep layer of water? I’ll take fire thanks

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I for one like the new hyperrealistic logo phase. The surrealism phase that comes after is hit or miss

Imagine someone reading this in 50 years like “holy shit this starman guy absolutely called it”

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Welcome to season 37 of Ghost Hunters! We’ve never actually confirmed a ghost sighting, but I’m sure we’ll find absolute proof this year!

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When you edit the file just right, tweak the equalizer just so, and apply the right filters, I can fool you into hearing something that almost sounds like a word!

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Been doing it for the last six years

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Uhh what kind of door is only a foot and a half wide lmao

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Mine

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It’s not niche! It only came out a couple years ago!

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Fuck me running. There are people, adults with jobs who can drink, who were in kindergarten when this song was released. There are probably teenagers reading this comment right now who weren’t even born yet.

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The mouse has Big Joel’s voice

Idunno how since it’s just text on a screen, but it definitely sounds just like him

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Dolphins, sea otters, and kangaroos. All awful creatures with great PR.

Adore a opossum today instead. They’re America’s only native marsupial!

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When what you typed was hinter2, hynter2, huntet2

Why I always click the lil 👁️ button

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