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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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I did my part. Super easy ballot this year:

Libertarian (sticker placed over republican views), or democrat who doesn’t do anything but at least he isn’t a republican

Old white dude who says all races matter, or old black lady who says diversity is good

Dude who enlisted in the army after 9/11 and thinks we need more cops in schools, or literally anyone else

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Yep, we usually have an election the first or second Tuesday of every November. On the one hand it sucks that more of us don’t vote, but on the other hand I’d rather that people who get a ballot and just pick whatever name sounds better not do that

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Not voting for the lesser of two evils is the most childish shit. People like to bring up that Geralt quote, as if the situation in that story wasn’t made a hell of a lot worse by his decision not to choose.

If you’re not gonna vote blue all the way down, then you need to put your money where your mouth is and start burning it down so you can rebuild it. Otherwise you aren’t protesting, you’re just being lazy.

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I get exactly how you feel. “Fuck the establishment, this’ll be the year that a third party wins!” To be young and optimistic again…

starman2112,
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A person could tell me out loud “I’m flirting with you” and my awkward ass would still find a way to fuck it up

starman2112,
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Biggest difference is I’m not the main character, I’m a peasant mud farmer, and the universe isn’t going to thrust an adventure upon me that will inevitably lead to me finding a partner who’s a literal perfect match for me

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My problem with a lot of wholesomeposting is that it often feels vacuous and insincere. Gimme stats about the decline of child mortality instead of a generic “you can do it! I believe in you! (I’m not personally invested in your success but I want to feel like I’ve done something nice today!)”

starman2112,
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Magnus Carlsen vs Hikaru Nakamura 2024 (colorized)

starman2112,
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Doesn’t happen if you only watch obscure >decade old single season animes

Never mind the fact that I’ll never find another person who watched and liked From the New World, or Canaan, or Flip Flappers

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Try finding me in one year when I’ve watched all of those shows

Thanks for the recommendations!

starman2112,
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When what you typed was hinter2, hynter2, huntet2

Why I always click the lil 👁️ button

starman2112,
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Dolphins, sea otters, and kangaroos. All awful creatures with great PR.

Adore a opossum today instead. They’re America’s only native marsupial!

starman2112,
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Aka salvation army’s trash delivery

starman2112,
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I didn’t actually know that it was bad to put knives in the dishwasher until only a couple months ago. For anyone wondering, dishwasher detergent is abrasive, and will mechanically dull blades.

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God, if only

starman2112,
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Welcome to season 37 of Ghost Hunters! We’ve never actually confirmed a ghost sighting, but I’m sure we’ll find absolute proof this year!

starman2112,
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When you edit the file just right, tweak the equalizer just so, and apply the right filters, I can fool you into hearing something that almost sounds like a word!

starman2112,
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>dishes go in dirty

>dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours

>dishes come out clean

Are you guys really buying this?

starman2112,
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Truly the greatest test of morality in the modern age

starman2112,
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The mouse has Big Joel’s voice

Idunno how since it’s just text on a screen, but it definitely sounds just like him

starman2112,
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It’s always high school. Always has been, always will be. After generations of learning how to interact with each other in romantic contexts from media, what do you expect? Especially when we spend our formative years watching media that’s written to appeal to people in their formative years, you end up with a lot of people acting like poorly written characters because that’s how they learned to interact with each other.

Not to say that our generation is worse than previous generations, of course. Back then dudes didn’t know how to not hit their wives. Now we just don’t know how to talk. A marked improvement, I’d say

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It’s not niche! It only came out a couple years ago!

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Fuck me running. There are people, adults with jobs who can drink, who were in kindergarten when this song was released. There are probably teenagers reading this comment right now who weren’t even born yet.

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Been doing it for the last six years

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Unfortunately his actor is also kinda ass. Idunno if trying to get a rapist a lighter sentence is worse than all the shit Chowder has done, but I’m fine with never seeing either of them again

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I’m okay with advertisements in things like television. Ad supported media is one thing, ad supported real estate needs to burn to the ground

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