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surewhynotlem, to linuxmemes in ***buntu

It’s fun to rag on how much of a POS your first car was, even though you secretly remember it fondly. That’s Ubuntu’s place now.

surewhynotlem, to linuxmemes in Distros bad

This response is a hate crime

surewhynotlem, to asklemmy in I am in one of those walking boot cast things for the foreseeable future. I bought sharpies to decorate it so it isn't as terrible. How should I decorate it?

Make it look like it was vandalized by college kids. Then put stickers over the vulgar parts. Come up with a great story about how you feel asleep at a bus stop and then had to try and make it work safe again.

surewhynotlem, to asklemmy in Can anyone else see this post?

I can see it. It says it’s been posted for 2 hours. If you’re saying ten, there must be some replication issue.

surewhynotlem, to comicstrips in "Nothing to Lose" by PoorlyDrawnLines

If you’ve never watched the Poorly Drawn Lines cartoon, I recommend it. It’s short, but ridiculous.

surewhynotlem, to memes in The Challenge

Abso-fucking-lutely it isn’t. If you slip out doggy, she isn’t going to gravity slam your dick in half.

surewhynotlem, to starwarsmemes in Battle Droid Chair

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b1c1b181-20a2-444b-a29d-cb6eac72015e.jpeg

surewhynotlem, to comicstrips in Ah that's what anxiety is for!

What was unemployment like? I’m about to be there soon for the first time ever.

surewhynotlem, to comicstrips in Too soon!

That’s the joke though. He makes the ridiculous claim that he has a taking cat. She’s skeptical. She sees evidence to make her think the guy is a fraud. SURPRISE, it’s a real talking cat. That’s the twist.

surewhynotlem, to comicstrips in Too soon!

She wasn’t offended by the answer. She thought the cat couldn’t talk and was just saying ‘meow’.

surewhynotlem, to asklemmy in Excluding the obvious ones such as politics, what topics can't you stand listening to people talk about?

First you create a problem, then you sell them the solution. It’s a great business model apparently.

surewhynotlem, to comicstrips in Double blind win (by skeletonclaw)

I recommend that everyone swallow a tictac placebo every day for exactly this reason. It cures everything.

surewhynotlem, to asklemmy in Excluding the obvious ones such as politics, what topics can't you stand listening to people talk about?

They just know their politics are shitty and don’t want to be judged for it. Otherwise they’d agree.

surewhynotlem, to asklemmy in Excluding the obvious ones such as politics, what topics can't you stand listening to people talk about?

I love when people talk about politics. It makes it very easy to decide whether I should be their friend or not.

surewhynotlem, to linuxmemes in An unbiased comparison of linux distributions' setup

Of course not. With the lack of iron and protein you need to complain while sitting.

-a vegetarian

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