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teft, 1 year ago to risa in Why is no one clearing the promenade? I specifically requested it! RIP Andre Braugher

Why isn’t Jake playing Jake? We all know Jake Peralta has daddy issues and Sisko is a great dad.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in It's surprisingly easy to mix up a couple of coordinates

Being stuck in the ship’s memory buffer

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in (⌐■■■)

Do you know the reason why Starfleet always chooses blind chief engineers? It’s simple.

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teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to risa in Best Captain in Starfleet

He might have best captain in starfleet down, but I submit someone else for best captain in Trek:

Captain Killy

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teft, 1 year ago to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Everyone is a fan of BK when all you’ve had for weeks on end is MREs and field rations. I ate like 15 burgers the first time we had BK in iraq.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in Wait until you hear about a character named Jar Jar Binks! It's well worth the wait.

Keiko would show them Machete order (4,5,2,3,6) for sure. No need to talk about a background character with a few lines.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in Hell's Kitchen, Voyager edition

This Leola root is fucking raw!!

teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to risa in Shocked Data Face

We are /c/risa. Lower your shields and surrender your memes. We will add your memelogical and shitposting distinctiveness to our own. Your memes will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

teft, 1 year ago to memes in Online Safety

They wouldn’t call them Great Old Ones if they were bad for you. /taps head

teft, 1 year ago to risa in "Captain's log..."

Captain’s Nog

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in Yamok Spice

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in Fun Fact: In the movies they had to dub Scotty's voice as he became more Scottish (and belligerent) in his old age.

old age

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...

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teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to risa in It just isn't complete without it

For me it’s the canned cranberries. Everyone always wants the fresh stuff. Fuck that. Gimme that highly processed flavored corn syrup in a log, please.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in The memes, they got me

Risa: the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the meme-ship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission: to explore strange new fads; to seek out new life and bring them into our fold; to boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!