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teft, 1 year ago to baldurs_gate_3 in The judgment is intense

It always makes me chuckle when I switch to him and he goes “Don’t touch me”.

He’s my spirit animal.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in If __ was a sandwich: Neelix

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teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to memes in Grandpa's legacy

That’s a wrap 100%. And you just know it has bubbles under it.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in The Turbo Lift is broken

Damn lazy bridge officers. Why don’t you take the tubes?

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in The R.I.K.E.R.

On a scale of Data to Okona how high are you?

teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to risa in All of Risa is Twaining lately, and it's beautiful

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teft, 1 year ago (edited 11 months ago) to risa in Oh hey, I heard Star Trek got mentioned on the news! Let's just go check and-

Mariner is definitely down for anything. She’s dating the andorian Jennifer in a few episodes and she also went on a date with Steve Levy the conspiracy guy. She also dated an Anabaj to annoy her mom so…yeah.

She even says this in one episode (the Tom Paris one):

“Oh I’m always dating bad boys, bad girls, bad gender non-binary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, and bad Bynars.”

teft, 1 year ago to risa in Does not compute, captain

Oh damn.

Mods, what’s up with that?

teft, 1 year ago to risa in Oh, no, you didn’t eat *those* brownies, did you?

This is one hell of an orb experience.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in Sensors report that sanity levels in this sector are decreasing rapidly, Captain

Sens-oars

teft, 1 year ago to news in Italy refuses Munich museum’s request to return ancient Roman statue bought by Hitler

Does anyone have their own art?

teft, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to baldurs_gate_3 in Duke Ravenguard - spoilers act 3

He’s an ass until he finds out why Wyll did what he did. Then he’s tolerable.

teft, 1 year ago to risa in [Meta] You people disgust me.

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teft, 1 year ago to risa in With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

What operating system is that probe running?

Pakled

We’re going to die!

teft, 1 year ago to risa in This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.

This could be a Mel Brooks plotline.