CADmonkey, (edited ) “Too strong, Mr. Data, use the Kubota B5100 setting”
lemillionsocks, Sometimes an idea can be so dumb, it comes back around again as GENIUS. Congratulations.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Lol, thank you
StillPaisleyCat, Anyone else have Ukrainian farmers come to mind?
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/46711834-6076-43c1-b034-0cc36d0a4fbd.jpeg
Not that I’m suggesting mixing in a political war meme here, but that’s what popped up first for me.
verity_kindle, Yea boi
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, We’ve gone back in time to season 2!
Starglasses, It took me a good minute. Got a real good laugh!!
milkisklim, Fun fact I heard from an employee a year or so ago.
When contractors for John Deere are hired to become full JD employees they call the process “getting a green card” on account of the new ID badge’s color.
interolivary, I said “argh” out loud, which means this is is perfect
The_Picard_Maneuver, I live for groans.
interolivary, I wholeheartedly support this goal
stardust, Is beautiful! You scratched an itch I didn’t even know I had.
NumbersCanBeFun, deleted_by_author
agent_flounder, Indeed.
undeffeined, Ahahhahahaa this is so silly, I love it
ininewcrow, This is beautiful … this is what Risa is all about
MajorHavoc, It’s perfect!
I’ve wanted to see someone make this since the first time I heard “engage the tractor beam”.
Of course, I was probably like 5. Then again, my humor hasn’t progressed that much since then anyway.
The_Picard_Maneuver, I finally got your letter in the mail. It just took forever for the post office to discern your 5 y/o handwriting.
Seraph, John Deere™ Tractor Beam
No you can't repair it on your own - you have to bring it to a licensed repair shop.
The_Picard_Maneuver, When they’re broken, it’s easier to just fire them out as projectiles.
negativenull, Eject the Warp Core Tractor Beam -Shaxs
usualsuspect191, Nothing beams like a Deere
teft, And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.
Blackout, This is why I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in my starships. Happens all the time.
The_Picard_Maneuver, And don’t get me started on voice commands.
marcos, Well, loud-voice-only password entry is probably the best invention on all of those series.
Lydia_K, I love it!
Wizarded, Technically correct
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