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It is very important that you all know that Sarah Silverman made out with Tim Russ during the time she was on Voyager. (www.cinemablend.com)

I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box because God forbid you’re the same height as the girl. And then, I made out with him [Tim Russ] in real life....

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Oh man, I went and looked at the shot and you’re totally right. He goes from normal height to like 6’6" in the kissing shot.

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It was the dawn of the third age of memekind – ten years after the Snoopocalypse.

The Risa Project was a dream, given form. Its goal: to prevent another memewar, by creating a place where humans and shitposters can work out their differences peacefully. It’s a port of call – home away from home – for OC creators, reposters, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.

Humans and shitposters, wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal . . . all alone on the net.

It can be a dangerous place, but it’s our last best hope for shitposting.

This is the story of the last of the Risa meme stations. The year is 2023. The name of the place is /c/Risa.

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Are you a changeling that took over negativenull or did you just switch servers?

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Well that’s disappointing. Reg used to be one of my favorite characters and now…

Is that entire generation broken in the head?

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The new mode adds permadeath and it updates your save file whenever you exit the game so no more save scumming.

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I’m playing the new difficulty and its great. If you fuck up there is no way back except to your last save. You can’t even quickload. I don’t think it’s more difficult than tactician so far but I’m still in act 1.

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Clockwise from top left:

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Predator

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

Governator

Jamie Lee Curtis

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Imagine if Dathon was actually this articulate but he was just trying to teach Picard a lesson.

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in small print 2TiB*

From wikipedia:

More than one system exists to define unit multiples based on the byte. Some systems are based on powers of 10, following the International System of Units (SI), which defines for example the prefix kilo as 1000 (103); other systems are based on powers of 2.

Your system calculates 1 terabyte as 1 tebibyte which is 2^40 bytes=1,099,511,627,776 bytes and the hardware manufacturers calculate 1 terabyte as 1 terabyte which is 10^12=1,000,000,000,000 bytes. That is where the discrepancy is.

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I agree with MrPoopyButthole. We’re unserious here but we tend to not put up with actual maliciousness.

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There’s vomit in this cron job already

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Why do you all have issues with Taco Bell? Never in my life have I had the bubble guts from the Bell. Do you guys just not eat many beans or something and the extra fiber loosens you up? Is it food poisoning?

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Kathy just programs up a holographic vibrator then deletes his wife. She’s into the kinky shit.

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Brian George Dr Bashir’s dad is a gem. I wish he had stayed as Arjun. That new guy felt so off.

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