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tetris11, to linux in What happens when Linus dies/retires?
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“Today here at Microsoft we are celebrating the legacy of the late Linus Torvalds by releasing a new kernel, re-written entirely in Golang using Copilot. No GPL code was touched, merely re-written, and we will offer ISOs to the coding community for free! Stay tuned for more updates, as we will be exclusively developing on this kernel going forward! This is a great day for open source!”

tetris11, (edited ) to comicstrips in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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I met my first girlfriend that way, we’d go hunting for crabs in the wilderness by day and then sell our catch at the marketplace. It was hard being online at the same time but we made it work. We built fires and prayed in the evenings under the starry sky, and fell asleep in each others arms, until that fateful night when I came back from my fishing trip to find all her belongings in a single pile, surrounded by blood. I feared the worst, but kept hopeful and waited. My patience waning, I finally ventured out of the wilderness and towards the reset point, where I found her… outside of a cave garbed in dungeoneer equipment mumbling nonsensical words about grinding. :'-(

tetris11, (edited ) to baldurs_gate_3 in Baldur's Gate 3 player decodes the Infernal writing tattooed on Karlach's horn and finds a cruel reminder of her backstory
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Direct link to source: reddit.com/…/i_finally_figured_out_what_is_writte…

Note that no real proof or breakdown is actually given.

This is an article reporting on absolutely nothing.

tetris11, (edited ) to linuxmemes in big deal
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Colleague:
“I need to use Linux and my boyfriend suggested I use Ubuntu, is that right?”

Me (screaming internally, deciding on whether to rant on bloatware, on Canonical, on reproducibility, on monetization, on many things wrong with the world, but not wanting to come off as an elitist, nor scare her off the idea altogether):
“… that, that should be fine.”

tetris11, to comicstrips in "Goats" by They Can Talk
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Their rectangular eyes can also rotate so that they always have parallelism to the ground.

Can you imagine your eyes doing that?

tetris11, to piracy in Do you donate to FOSS projects?
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Yep to the EFF, a few GNU projects, and previously to random developers I liked.

tetris11, to comicstrips in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
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Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.

tetris11, to privacy in UK porn watchers could have faces scanned
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I think online porn will die as local AI models get smaller and more accessible, as well as more tailored to people’s niches.

tetris11, to fuck_cars in same bed length
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the larger one does do more:

  • Pick up 3 extra people
  • Can roll down the back window to let long planks of wood through

These are the only extra advantages I can see, and they are seldom use cases at best.

Fine, if you’re a contractor driving your workers to/from work whilst carrying all the equipment, on a daily basis, such a truck is very useful.

But how many people who drive these do that?

tetris11, (edited ) to linuxmemes in big deal
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Linux Is Not Ur Xylophone

tetris11, to linux in KDE's Nate Graham On X11 Being A Bad Platform & The Wayland Future
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It’s not about reliability though, X11 is hard to maintain and the devs themselves feel burned out. Wayland at least offloads some of that burden to the desktops

tetris11, to linux in Does `cp -v` print out the file name when it starts copying it or when it's done?
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rsync -avP

tetris11, to risa in Shut up, Wes-
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5 month payoff

tetris11, (edited ) to linux in Linus Torvalds Announces First Linux Kernel 6.7 Release Candidate
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Features include caching,[4] full file-system encryption using the ChaCha20 and Poly1305 algorithms,[5] native compression[4] via LZ4, gzip[6] and Zstandard,[7] snapshots,[4] CRC-32C and 64-bit checksumming.[3] It can span block devices, including in RAID configurations.

The main takeaway from the article is that the developer’s name is Kent Overstreet, who beat his bitter rival Surrey Underpath, who are both canonically related to famed developer Cornwall Midroad.

tetris11, to linux in Linux 6.7 Features Include Bcachefs, Stable Meteor Lake Graphics, NVIDIA GSP & More Next-Gen Hardware - Phoronix
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I know what BCacheFS is, but in that headline I genuinely read BCA Chefs

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