Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
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dmention7, I’m getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?
Starkstruck, If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he’d already be dead.
Grippler, (edited ) IDK…you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that’s not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.
PeachMan, 
AVincentInSpace, It’s a cool fun fact regardless of whether it’s relevant to comedic value
Klear, He does look dead inside.
lowleveldata, Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
Brunbrun6766, 
A comma makes this two very different sentences.
Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
Or
Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
turbowafflz, Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)
quixoticWoodpecker, 
Slugs do not work that way! Good night!
Brunbrun6766, Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh
Stamets, 
peopleproblems, Wait, you’re Mirror Stamets?
Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?
Stamets, Only if I’m in the Prime Universe. Everything is naturally darker in the mirror universe.
Zorque, Is it basically pitch black there these days, then?
squirrel, 
Good old Sam
ivanafterall, 
Good morning to you, too.
tetris11, 
Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.
Setarkus, What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!
pastermil, I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.
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