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thorbot, to memes in Society

I’m 14 and this is deep brah

thorbot, to memes in The video edits back then were something else

Just put me in a home because I don’t fucking understand any of this shit

thorbot, to memes in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

thorbot, to asklemmy in What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

Jack it, then you can sleep again

thorbot, (edited ) to comicstrips in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]

But the difference is they like beating the hell out of eachother

thorbot, to lemmyshitpost in What a steal

now make me a rockussy

thorbot, (edited ) to memes in Dragostea Din Tei

Mai a HEE

Mai a HOO

Mai A HA

thorbot, to memes in This is no encouragement to waste energy

It takes me 45 minutes to cry sometimes. Don’t judge me

thorbot, to memes in Really?

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

thorbot, (edited ) to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

I was in 5th grade, and I had filled a notebook with questions about the bible and how passages in it contradicted modern science, as well as a bunch of passages from the bible that directly contradicted eachother. My parents took me to a bunch of different christian “scholars” and pastors and none could answer a single question in my notebook, other than “have faith.” It was then that I realized there was probably no god and the bible was a bunch of bullshit. And maybe there is a god, I am not against the idea, but I have still not to this day ever seen or heard empirical evidence that would lead me to believe there is one. Telling your kids they will burn in hell for eternity if they don’t believe in a mystical being is pretty fucked up. I had serious nightmares growing up about what would happen to me in hell. Talk about brainwashing.

thorbot, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

I was the service manager at an Apple Authorized Service Provider and some rich fuckwit brought in his top-end MacBook Pro he bought a few weeks earlier that he’d spilled water all over. It was completely unresponsive and all the water indicator stickers were flagging, so he’d have to pay a large fee and he opted to just buy a new one. I had him sign a release form, I removed all the water indicator stickers, disassembled and carefully cleaned the entire thing and put it back together. Sent it in to Apple for a warranty replacement and they replaced the entire unit except the display and sent it back to me good as new. That was 10 years ago and I still use the device daily for 3D modeling and rendering and it’s still an absolute beast.

thorbot, to memes in Work, work

We had a company wide email about how they want everyone to turn on their cameras for calls. My camera mysteriously “broke” the same day. If they send me a new one, maybe I’ll turn it on. (They won’t)

thorbot, (edited ) to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

This meme is pretty belittling to the wife in this scenario and it’s kind of fucked.

Rule #1 of being in a relationship is learning to listen and empathize with your partner. Just sit, and listen quietly, and tell them “that really sucks, I am so sorry, I’m here for you” It’s really that simple. Most of us are techy and leap to a solution because that’s how our brains are wired but they just want someone to listen. Just listen

thorbot, (edited ) to memes in My friend thinks you’re cute

I know it’s just a meme but I would love to never lay eyes on this fucking piece of human shit ever again

thorbot, to piracy in BitTorrent Pirates Won’t Receive ISP Warnings (It Will Be Something Worse)

BRB switching my VPN location to the fucking NETHERLANDS

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