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tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in Remember me

Nice cock? Is there a constellation shaped like a rooster up there or something? Beyond the rim of the starlight, my love is wandring in star flight, I know my journey ends never - remember, remember me. (the lyrics to star trek).

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in Crunchy. Delectable.

My doctor advises me not to eat rocks or nails anymore. Also I'm not supposed to be shoving glass into my eyeballs.

tygerprints, to memes in Check mate

Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

tygerprints, to memes in Check mate

But Timmy - God doesn't love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we'll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.

tygerprints, to lemmybewholesome in Strength of character

Hey - you did it! (sniff!). I feel so much better about being a dweeb. Real strength isn't just physical, it's the ability to see why and how you can lift other people up around you with words and deeds.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

And that would just be nutty. Everyone knows a small violin case can hold two average size armadillos.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I'd just say, "what do I look like I'm crazy? I keep my spare violin in my armadillo cage at home!"

tygerprints, to memes in It's beautiful

I could do that I guess. I had to take a photo last night of the sunset, it was stunning.

tygerprints, to memes in It's beautiful

I could do that I guess. I had to take a photo last night of the sunset, it was stunning.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I had to sell the violin the buy the armadillo.

tygerprints, to memes in It's beautiful

Amazing how beautiful the sky can be. We get a lot of stunning sunsets here in Utah like that one on the right. Not usually this time of year, but we've had more lately since we haven't had a lot of storms, just tons of clouds. I should take more pictures and put them on facebook or something.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I keep my spare armadillo in a violin case so I can sneak by people like this.

tygerprints, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

Umm that should read "You're stupid." Who patrols these posts originally to make sure the English grammar is correct? Oh that's right, nobody does. I see this mistake every single time on almost every posting anybody puts online.

tygerprints, to science_memes in It's just science.

Hydra, eh? According to the web, hydra are "virtually immortal" in a lab environment. On the other hand, though I've heard lobsters could be immortal, the web (which obviously is the only true source of info, wink wink) says it's a myth, eventually the lobster will die "from exhaustion during a moult." However I know they can live a long long time, many animals can easily out live humans.

Interesting stuff, thanks for the comments.

tygerprints, to memes in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

So this is off topic, but why (well except maybe Scrooged) haven't there been truly scary versions of "A Christmas Carol?" With the muppets you know what you to expect, and the version with Alistair Sim had a very frightening ghost of Jacob Marley. To me it cries out for a real fever dream treatment, make it as dark as possible. (Well except for the Tiny Tim scenes, obviously).

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