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tygerprints, to memes in Were this the ‘good ole times’ they always talk about?

I've been around since 1959, and back then people were up in arms about the partisan divide in this country and the Vietnam conflict and the oppression of black and other races. Back then, domestic abuse was sort of commonplace, no man could be sent to jail for beating up his kids or his wife. Alcoholism was rampant back then, and drug abuse shot up dramatically. Since then, I've seen so much of the same play out over and over. Things have changed somewhat for the better in some ways, but to be honest - there never was a 'good old time' when everyone felt happy and equal and safe and protected.

tygerprints, to memes in Was it not ripe enough or something?

When I was an ordinary dumb kid, I took a bunch of cattails from a pond nearby and put them in my desk at school. Well - a couple days later, they decided to "bloom" and we had a desk inspection and when I opened my desk up, the room filled with big fluffy cotton spores. I got yelled at for a solid hour, I'd never seen my teacher so angry. And I'm like, what's the big deal?? It's free cotton candy and it's pretty!!

tygerprints, to memes in The future is now

We have automated paper towel dispensers, if that ain't space-age magic I don't know what is. I think we found out that flying cars are a bad idea. It turns out most people could not operate a regular car correctly.

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in What do *you mean things so small we can't see them with the human eye? Are you crazy?

Never suggest common sense to people who are raised in ignorance. Too much of a new idea will always be a huge threat to them, though nobody knows why.

tygerprints, to memes in brlbrlelebrbrbr

The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you'll get some disease and get sick. Well I'm an old "apple polisher", and a case could be made that I'm a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it's probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down "down there."

tygerprints, to asklemmy in Can licking an iron bar get you the daily recommended amount of iron?

You can get all the iron you need from vegetables and certain meat or even taking supplements. There's no need to go about eating rusty metal. In fact, my doctor has advised me not to eat nails. I have to trust what he says, he's printed out several impressive medical degrees.

tygerprints, to comicstrips in "Time Will Tell" by Mr. Lovenstein

Love it. It's true - imagine all the time we spend on these social media sites that we could use for better purposes. Writing books, drawing, setting things on fire. All the wasted potential!

tygerprints, to asklemmy in What's a proper response to another dog attempting to mount your dog multiple times and the owner really not doing anything about it?

You could go up and start mounting the other dog's owner multiple times.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I keep my spare armadillo in a violin case so I can sneak by people like this.

tygerprints, to memes in He completely betrayed the Constitution you equate to being a Holy Book you lead poisoned Dunce.

When the government isn't tolerable, it's time to go and vote your butt off. And that's a lot of voting. Unless you live in Utah like I do, where all voting districts are so over-gerrymandered that no one except a republican candidate can possibly win.

We just had a huge election for congressional reps and there were two candidates, one a popular Democrat with most of the people's support and the other a confirmed trump-supporting book banning conservative hater. She had almost no popular backing. But guess who won.

It sure as hell wasn't the Democrat. And it sure as hell won't be the people of Utah who continue to be embarrassed by our right wing fascist asshole legislatures that have banned ALL healthcare for women and made it illegal to ever take a landlord to court over any issue. I love living in neo-nazi times, it sure makes the Dark Ages look appealing by comparison.

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

They could've just said, "If you want a double-ended male plug, go check out the Adam and Eve store webpage."

tygerprints, to memes in brlbrlelebrbrbr

My advice is the opposite - you guys need to step up (well - down) and start eating more ass. Don't let the fear mongers take the fun out of sex and foreplay. Everything people do in that realm could possibly cause illness or might be dangerous - from STDs to causing ruptures in the skin - but that shouldn't prevent people from having a good time. If people are clean and healthy and showering regularly, there's no reason to fear anal stuff at all.

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in What do *you mean things so small we can't see them with the human eye? Are you crazy?

I know I remember seeing a documentary about all this and how surgeons who frequently did autopsies at that time would often cut themselves, develop a fever and die from septic shock, never having learned that they maybe should wash their hands after playing with dead tissue. Germ theory wasn't even a theory then, because people didn't have any idea there could be such a thing as germs.

It makes me wonder what would people in the Renaissance or middle ages say, if we were to travel back in time and talk about dinosaurs. I'm sure they'd lock us up as mentally ill. How could there ever have been such a thing as gigantic mega-lizards walking around on earth!

From the micro to the macroscopic it's funny how we humans always have to learn things very slowly and only after making many incorrect assumptions.

tygerprints, to comicstrips in There' always a catch. [Mr. Lovenstein comics]

Always remember, trying is the first step toward failure.

tygerprints, to piracy in Hide news websites that won't let you read the article without paying

That really fries my fritatas. I gave up trying to read news articles online because of this problem. You just want to read one article, but they expect you to pay for a freakin' subscription. Yeah I have all the money in the world to spend on subscriptions and I really want more email from sites I have no interest in the other 264 days of the year.

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