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tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in What do *you mean things so small we can't see them with the human eye? Are you crazy?

Never suggest common sense to people who are raised in ignorance. Too much of a new idea will always be a huge threat to them, though nobody knows why.

tygerprints, to memes in something's wrong, I can feel it

We all need more sleep. Drinking coffee with my toes is getting a bit socially awkward. And trust me, when you get my age, you'll only wish you had indulged in more sleep when you were young. Now I have to take an entire bottle of Ambien and drape a towel drenched in chloroform over my face to get any sleep at all! (WELL maybe I should cut back on the caffeine also....).

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in Remember me

Nice cock? Is there a constellation shaped like a rooster up there or something? Beyond the rim of the starlight, my love is wandring in star flight, I know my journey ends never - remember, remember me. (the lyrics to star trek).

tygerprints, to memes in Check mate

Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

tygerprints, to memes in Check mate

But Timmy - God doesn't love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we'll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.

tygerprints, to lemmybewholesome in Strength of character

Hey - you did it! (sniff!). I feel so much better about being a dweeb. Real strength isn't just physical, it's the ability to see why and how you can lift other people up around you with words and deeds.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

And that would just be nutty. Everyone knows a small violin case can hold two average size armadillos.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I'd just say, "what do I look like I'm crazy? I keep my spare violin in my armadillo cage at home!"

tygerprints, to memes in It's beautiful

I could do that I guess. I had to take a photo last night of the sunset, it was stunning.

tygerprints, to memes in It's beautiful

I could do that I guess. I had to take a photo last night of the sunset, it was stunning.

tygerprints, to thefarside in 29 December 2023

I had to sell the violin the buy the armadillo.

tygerprints, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal

Greed is one the most powerful of all human emotions. There's nothing wrong with being greedy, what's wrong is trying to pretend you're not. We all are. Every human wants truckloads of cash and endless amounts of power. It's no good pretending you are "above that." If you're human, that's really what you ARE all about. I say we give everyone a gun and let the one who kills the most people have all the wealth. At least that would be an honest human accomplishment with no hypocrisy.

tygerprints, to memes in Seriously who patrols old posts...

Umm that should read "You're stupid." Who patrols these posts originally to make sure the English grammar is correct? Oh that's right, nobody does. I see this mistake every single time on almost every posting anybody puts online.

tygerprints, to science_memes in It's just science.

Hydra, eh? According to the web, hydra are "virtually immortal" in a lab environment. On the other hand, though I've heard lobsters could be immortal, the web (which obviously is the only true source of info, wink wink) says it's a myth, eventually the lobster will die "from exhaustion during a moult." However I know they can live a long long time, many animals can easily out live humans.

Interesting stuff, thanks for the comments.

tygerprints, to lemmyshitpost in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Oh fine, let's just start pronouncing "recognize" as though there were actually a "G" in it then!! I mean where does the madness stop!!

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