"We can’t bleach heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Rivendell . I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Risa, which is what they called Rivendell in those days. So I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a slip of latinum, and in those days, slips had pictures of Gorn on 'em. “Gimme five Gorn for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white bleach, because of the war. The only thing you could get was lemons…
Do you prefer... part 2 (i.imgflip.com)
TIL that Geordi directed some episodes (pxscdn.com)
He suffered for our sins (lemmy.world)
Do you prefer... part 3 (i.imgflip.com)
Last one, sorry
Star Wars had Kenobi. Where's our version? (startrek.website)
Geordi, please extract memory block. (lemmy.world)
Monday morning... (lemmy.world)
🎵 You can slash, you can stab. Having the time of your life ♪ (pixelfed.social)
They just want to have some fun! (lemmy.zip)
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Mirrored Hallway (lemmy.world)
Neelix really was creative (startrek.website)
Happy 74th Birthday Armin Shimerman! (lemmy.world)
Known as the feisty Ferengi Quark and, I hear, one hell of a caddy.
Who invited this guy to the dinner party?! (startrek.website)
[OC] - Randomly editing Trek characters into I Love Lucy (Bonus #4 because why not)...
Attention, Ferengi workers: (lemmy.world)
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Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ! (lemmy.world)
Title taken from RojoSanIchiban in the Die Hard/Jefferies tube post by Stamets.
I wanna be in the show, Proton! (lemmy.world)