"We can’t bleach heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Rivendell . I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Risa, which is what they called Rivendell in those days. So I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a slip of latinum, and in those days, slips had pictures of Gorn on 'em. “Gimme five Gorn for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I bleached my hair, but not the eyebrows, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white bleach, because of the war. The only thing you could get was lemons…
Do you prefer... part 2 (i.imgflip.com)
Remember when Daft Punk collaborated with Edgar Winter? (lemmy.world)
Who invited this guy to the dinner party?! (startrek.website)
[OC] - Randomly editing Trek characters into I Love Lucy (Bonus #4 because why not)...
🎵 You can slash, you can stab. Having the time of your life ♪ (pixelfed.social)
Do you prefer... part 3 (i.imgflip.com)
Last one, sorry
He suffered for our sins (lemmy.world)
TIL that Geordi directed some episodes (pxscdn.com)
Geordi, please extract memory block. (lemmy.world)
Neelix really was creative (startrek.website)
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Star Wars had Kenobi. Where's our version? (startrek.website)
I wanna be in the show, Proton! (lemmy.world)
Happy 74th Birthday Armin Shimerman! (lemmy.world)
Known as the feisty Ferengi Quark and, I hear, one hell of a caddy.
They just want to have some fun! (lemmy.zip)
Attention, Ferengi workers: (lemmy.world)
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DISHONOR. DEATH TO FATHER. DEATH TO FATHER FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. (startrek.website)
Yippie Kai Winn, pataQ! (lemmy.world)
Title taken from RojoSanIchiban in the Die Hard/Jefferies tube post by Stamets.