Worf: Had my dream again where I’m making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I’d nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Cardassians, a perfect 10 from the Klingon, and my mother, disguised as a Ferengi judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
“Employees caught stealing will be subject to questioning by mirror Garak. His mortality rate is singular, by which I mean less than 10% make it out of the interrogation chamber. That is all.”
That’s definitely been my approach. Much of the time an idea will crop up and I just slap something together. I’ve learned over time through trial and error. Even then, there are posts that don’t “land” and that’s ok.
Admit it there are some bangers. (lemmy.world)
He suffered for our sins (lemmy.world)
Lieutenant Yar won't be joining us for the rest of her life (startrek.website)
Worf struggles with /c/Risa (startrek.website)
Attention, Ferengi workers: (lemmy.world)
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Attention, Bajoran workers... (sh.itjust.works)
Original for reference:...
Ricky's band seems to have a few new performers this evening. (startrek.website)
[OC] - Randomly editing Trek characters into I Love Lucy #3 of 3. This is the last one, and I’m out of ideas (probably).
"You're making my partner mad! Just sign the lease, dirtbag!" (lemmy.ml)
Now in HD!
...sorry (startrek.website)
Gonna make a cleaner version of this in a couple minutes. Love meme but this thing fell into the air fryer accidentally....
I love mankind...it's *people* I can't stand. (pxscdn.com)
Let us settle this dispute afloat Ol' Man River. (lemmy.world)
Linus ain't a clown. (lemmy.world)
Template...
Bing! (lemmy.world)
Thanks to Spaghetti_Hitchens for the nudge of inspiration.