This would be a crazy interesting response tho. If it were actually from an extraterrestrial being then this would mean they already knew of earth and its language before we even made contact :D
I know this is supposed to be a shitpost, but what does weight/mass have to do with friction tho?? Also no even thaaat fast, so probably no flames but enough friction to tear their skin off.
According to wikipedia, 8.4/10k for italy vs 17.5/10k for the US. So while the US is the richest country in the world they have twice as many homeless people per capita :/