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xmunk, to programmer_humor in “It’s not that hard”

Elon Musk loves to speak confidently about shit he knows nothing about. This leads to him being a confident speaker on every topic… I just wish we could figure out a way to shut him up.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Good luck web devs

Java truly runs on everything.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in what's the difference?

I like shitting on M$FT as much as the next bloke but if you believe Github started being evil when Microsoft entered the picture then your memory is pretty awful.

From it’s inception github pushed proprietary tagging and issue numbers that have no meaning outside their platform and a difficult export process to trap projects - especially commercial ones - on their platform.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Good luck web devs

And this is why my webapp only renders properly on circular displays.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in ifn't

Still not as good as whence

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

xmunk, to fuck_cars in “15-Minute City” Conspiracies Have It Backwards

Yea, the people who fear 15 minute cities are absolutely bizarre. Running across one of these is a clear sign that the person has steeped themselves in all sorts of bullshit.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in ifn't

PHP has the always wonderful (and perfectly functional) syntax of

logUserIn() or die();

xmunk, to programmer_humor in no.. just no

I’d like you to think for a moment about CTEs, the HAVING clause, window functions and every other funky and useful thing you can do in SQL … Now just think, do you think that this syntax supports all those correctly?

xmunk, to programmer_humor in We're not the same! (period)

Personally, I open source my code as a resume.

xmunk, to fuck_cars in [image] Riyadh (population 7.6 million) is finally getting a metro. Initially scheduled for 2018, after successive delays it will open early this year

As much as I celebrate metros… This city is built in the middle of a desert and only exists because of an immense amount of oil being burned to power gigantic desalination plants. It is hardly sustainable even with a metro.

That said, metro is better than no metro.

xmunk, (edited ) to programmer_humor in isEven API

I fucking love that you managed to use var-vars in a completely key and necessary manner.

But please do adhere to the API TOS and throw in an error_log(‘Buy isEvenCoin, the hottest new cryptocurrency!’);

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Why pay for an OpenAI subscription?

This guy azimovs.

xmunk, to programmer_humor in Devotion to duty

If you have any doubts… Observe the goatee.

xmunk, to fuck_cars in [image] Riyadh (population 7.6 million) is finally getting a metro. Initially scheduled for 2018, after successive delays it will open early this year

Oh, certainly, but the geography can’t come anywhere near supporting 7 million people.

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