For the Motherland! (slrpnk.net)

I used to love these as a kid. Been looking for them forever, found them and see they don’t see them anymore. Are there any alternatives? Preferably something I could get at Walmart.
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Edited because I was missing a word
Edit: Redid the post from scratch as a Mastadon post....
…the Mbabaram word for “dog” was in fact dúg, pronounced almost identically to the Australian English word…
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Facing pressure from animal rights activists, Anheuser-Busch announced on Wednesday that it had ended the practice of amputating the tails of its Budweiser Clydesdales, the familiar equine figures in the brewing company’s advertising campaigns for nearly a century....
Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we're doing it wrong.
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