made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her (lemmy.world)
seems like it works as a shit post

We are proud of you (lemmy.world)

Northern star gang (sh.itjust.works)

My old upstairs neighbors (web.archive.org)

Feels like being a priest (monyet.cc)

26 December 1980 (sh.itjust.works)

Yes Ash Tyler, I can hear you! (startrek.website)
Accessibility text: Character Clem Fandango from Toast of London saying, “Hello Burnham, this is Ash Tyler, can you hear me?”

How was this a feel good story?! (lemmy.ml)

Unfortunately, the Goran'Agar Rehabilitation Clinic actually has a very low success rate (i.postimg.cc)
[Image transcription: A “Doctor’s hate him” style meme titled “The Founders HATE Him” about Goran’Agar. The side text reads “He beat his ketracel-white addiction in less than 35 days using this simple trick. FIND OUT HOW”]

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)
I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...
When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas (jemmy.jeena.net)

Tom Paris probably prefers Bill Murray (startrek.website)

What's your automatic vacuum's name? (lemmy.world)
I saw a couple of fun ones somewhere else, and it got me interested. My mom calls her’s: Mr de Vries...

Preheating. (pixelfed.crimedad.work)
cross-posted from: pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/…/644987186832997673...

Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date (lemmy.ca)

Too hot for me (lemmy.world)

A Skibirational message on Christmas (lemmy.world)

25 December 1978 (sh.itjust.works)

25 December 2023 (sh.itjust.works)

25 December 2023 (sh.itjust.works)

25 December 2023 (sh.itjust.works)
