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TheDourSalmon, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha

Rinna, 11 months ago

Maybe we were destined to meet?

Sotuanduso, 11 months ago

relationships.

Rhynoplaz, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

…in bed.

Rinna, 11 months ago

That’s a tablecloth.

Rhynoplaz, 11 months ago

No, at the end of the fortune you say “in bed”

It makes it middle school funny.

Rinna, 11 months ago

I forgot about that lol

guyrocket, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

One of my best typos: relationshit

spittingimage, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

Vertelleus, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

You forgot to add “in bed,” everyone knows that’s how fortune cookies end.

bradorsomething, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

…am I right, fellas?

QubaXR, 11 months ago

Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.

Anticorp, 10 months ago

As did I, fellow nerd.

Thisfox, 11 months ago to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

Seems to work with the “in bed” tradition I guess.

Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like “What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?” or “When will I meet these friends next?” or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, 10 months ago to comicstrips in Present/Future - Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)

I’ve always loved this artist’s style so much

perishthethought, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Is this what they mean by Spooky Movement?

VentraSqwal, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

It’s so cute!

Aggravationstation, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Polter-get-this-in-just-the-right-spot

Kichae, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Apolstrygeist

Kichae, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Apolstrygeist

xuxebiko, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Wanted : Poltergeist with a pasion for doing dishes

NorthWestWind, 10 months ago to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

It’s a Polty!