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bionicjoey, to comicstrips in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk

My dog does this. Sometimes I wake up with his nose an inch away from my eyeball

jordanlund, to comicstrips in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

One of mine figured out that rattling the window blind wakes us up.

Then she taught the kitten to do it too.

They tag team us.

solidsnake2085, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more about celebrating other people’s birthdays. I don’t do anything for my birthday. I usually sit at home and watch Steven Seagal movies, which is something I’ve done for the past 22 years.

Slovene,

You should stop doing that. Don’t give Seagal any more money.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Never.

Unaware7013,

And miss out on his "music album"? How can you live without hearing Me want the punani?

palordrolap, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Josh probably isn't that much of a fan of his birthday, tbh. It's the rest of us.

Well.

Those of us who decided or accepted that we'd celebrate Josh's birthday for him around the time of Roman Saturnalia or the pagan mid-winter* festival, even though that's very much unlikely to be the right date**, because there were already celebrations going on at that time. The whole "let's decorate a tree" thing is pagan.

There are some offshoots of Josh's fan club who don't think much of his birthday either, and instead have the big celebration around his death-date instead. Not like "at last he's gone and kicked the bucket", more like "yay he went to heaven and paved the way for the rest of us, or so we tell ourselves because that'd be awesome.". That's totally not also based around celebrations that existed before Josh, no siree.

Anyway, my point is that his opinion isn't really known, and he probably wouldn't decorate a tree. He'd be more likely to shout at it for not having figs.

  • where "winter" is defined as the seasons autumn and winter together, the same way that "day" can mean daytime and nighttime together)

** compare how the British monarch often has two "birthdays": An actual one and an official one in June where people can celebrate in nice weather. (Liz's real birthday was in April and Chuck's is in November. Both rainy months.)

NoSpotOfGround,

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

original_reader, (edited ) to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Actually true. There’s no reference in the Bible where Jesus says we should do that. Apart from the name, Christmas has nothing to do with Christ.

www.history.com/topics/…/history-of-christmas

JohnDClay,

The gift giving was more as a celebration of epiphany which eventually migrated if I remember correctly.

Flag,
@Flag@kbin.social avatar

Here is a term from the old world:

Jul/jól

Decoy321, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

My favorite part is the cats realization that they’d have to share the box.

don, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

The_Eminent_Bon, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

FrostyTheDoo,

Monster

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down, Satan

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore

The_Eminent_Bon,

Smelli

AgentGrimstone, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Just press your skin hard and scratch your inner skin against the muscle below.

NegativeInf,

It’s the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.

danekrae, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, doesn’t work as they can just scratch it against something bear style.

aphonefriend,
@aphonefriend@lemmy.world avatar

But everytime you try to use something else to itch it, you get a splinter instead

ininewcrow, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

God: I’ll give them teeth … without any instructions on how to maintain them.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

psud,

We evolved in a world with little sugar, few starchy plants. 15,000 years ago everyone (except those where sugar cane grew) had excellent teeth

In the fossil record bad teeth come at the same time as bread, though it took sugar (especially in fizzy drinks) to make everyone fat and diabetic

I eat carnivore and haven’t brushed my teeth in five years and have not had any tooth aches

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The other white substance that you should watch for that our ancient ancestors never had to deal with is …

SALT

Like too much sugar … consuming a substance that was rare to our ancient ancestors is bad for your health … you might have excellent teeth, but you might keel over with a heart attack or a stroke.

psud, (edited )

Much of the stuff about salt and heart health is bullshit. It’s from a well publicized hypothesis that was never tested

Having said that we don’t need much, I don’t add salt to the beef which is more than 90% of my diet, I do add a small amount of salt to water after a heavy drinking session, it’s good for rehydration, and I don’t drink, especially heavily often

When I was on keto I took a lot of salt (which is why I looked up the current scientific position on it) and I can tell you it’s pretty difficult to take too much, salt tastes terrible if you have had enough

The thing that increased heart disease: same as everything else, sugar. It prevents use of the circulating fat, which is carried in high density cholesterol. Fatty acids (fats) build up as you eat more fats but cannot burn them because carbohydrates must be burnt first

The HDL cholesterol exceeds its lifespan with nowhere to deliver the fat and breaks up, this increases free fatty acids (with no protective cholesterol cage) and small fragments of the HDL cage, those fragments are the ones that embed in the walls of blood vessels, collect calcium and eventually break off as a calcified clump and blocks something important

Kecessa, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

sag,

Pure Evil

partial_accumen,

All your passwords expire once a day

Calm down, Satan.

FunkyMonk,

No, Also they have to rhyme!

Viking_Hippie,

In the Terza Rima meter.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Password cannot contain a previous password.

psud, (edited )

Password contains characters used in previous password or attempted password. Choose a new password between 15 and 17 characters using at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one special character and one of the other sort of special character

GoFastBoots,

Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.

Spacehooks,

I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!

boomzilla,

Yep…Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn’t KeepassXC a history for every entry?

argh_another_username, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

I have atopic dermatitis. I know what’s like having an itch that moves around when you scratch.

Viking_Hippie,

Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?

argh_another_username,

Let’s just say the sometimes it requires an Herculean effort to not look like a cartoon monkey in front of people.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

dermatitis

Yeah we know they’re your titties. We can see them already.

boomzilla, (edited )

Have you tried ditching milk products? I heard it can have an effect on those symptoms. As well as on asthma and allergies. I was plagued by allergies but don’t have them anymore. Anecdotal evidence I know but you find a lot of papers regarding this topic.

needthosepylons,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Having the same stuff, I can confirm some days, it can borderline drive me crazy.

TheGiantKorean, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.

Spacehooks,

That’s some true evil.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
revlayle,

It’s like wiping a marker

FangedWyvern42,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

I’d fucking jump off a building

Kecessa,

Bidets save the day once again!

Duranie,

Butt crayon.

TheBat, (edited ) to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Traffic signal always turns red when you approach it.

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.

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