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argh_another_username, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

I have atopic dermatitis. I know what’s like having an itch that moves around when you scratch.

Viking_Hippie,

Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?

argh_another_username,

Let’s just say the sometimes it requires an Herculean effort to not look like a cartoon monkey in front of people.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

dermatitis

Yeah we know they’re your titties. We can see them already.

boomzilla, (edited )

Have you tried ditching milk products? I heard it can have an effect on those symptoms. As well as on asthma and allergies. I was plagued by allergies but don’t have them anymore. Anecdotal evidence I know but you find a lot of papers regarding this topic.

needthosepylons,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Having the same stuff, I can confirm some days, it can borderline drive me crazy.

danekrae, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, doesn’t work as they can just scratch it against something bear style.

aphonefriend,
@aphonefriend@lemmy.world avatar

But everytime you try to use something else to itch it, you get a splinter instead

Kecessa, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

sag,

Pure Evil

partial_accumen,

All your passwords expire once a day

Calm down, Satan.

FunkyMonk,

No, Also they have to rhyme!

Viking_Hippie,

In the Terza Rima meter.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Password cannot contain a previous password.

psud, (edited )

Password contains characters used in previous password or attempted password. Choose a new password between 15 and 17 characters using at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one special character and one of the other sort of special character

GoFastBoots,

Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.

Spacehooks,

I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!

boomzilla,

Yep…Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn’t KeepassXC a history for every entry?

SuckMyWang, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen

Great, so you’re saying the universe will shoot the cat I found out of cannon. It saves me having to do it

Texas_Hangover, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen

My god that bitch is insufferable. The best thing to happen to Sarah Andersen was 4 chan.

Kecessa, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen

Me: “Nope, I’m allergic and I prefer pets that actually like me.”

Pyro,

Are you insinuating that cats don’t like / love their owners?

meliaesc,

They’re allergic so perhaps never had the chance to experience it. My kitty is curled up in my lap purring, I feel sad that some people underestimate them.

general_kitten,

i have a cat that just voluntarily came to purr next to me as i write this comment

computergeek125, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen

Wasn’t there a subreddit for Cat Distribution System?

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You will take the cat AND LIKE IT

lvxferre, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s practically what happened with Siegfrieda (my cat) and me.

Long story short: a stray hid herself in my garage. She was beaten, bleeding and pregnant, so I rushed her to the vet. “I don’t want another pet, we’re going to fix her up and find her a new home.” Seven years later, she’s still here.

illi,

we’re going to fix her up and find her a new home

… and you did exactly that!

RGB3x3, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen

Nobody buys or adopts cats. They just show up to your house one day expecting food, you feed it, and it sticks around.

Everyone knows that.

Aecosthedark,

Just like coathangers

palordrolap,

"I can't AFFORD to keep FEEDING all these COATHANGERS! There's so MANY!! What can I DO?!? AAAAAAA!!!!"

Aecosthedark,

I thought coathangers fed themselves with one half of a pair of socks? I can’t think of another explanation for the odd socks i keep ending up with.

palordrolap,

It's washing machines and dryers that find socks delicious.

... which is less of a joke than you'd think. Small items can get partially forced between the rubber seal and the drum and then when the drum rotates, the item is slurped outside like a strand of spaghetti.

Also sometimes identical-looking socks that get paired together by the manufacturers eventually drift in appearance because they were from separate dye batches, leaving the owner with a pair of odd socks.

The other other explanation is the sock gnomes. We don't talk about the sock gnomes.

ininewcrow, to comicstrips in "Survive" by TheyCanTalk
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Billionaire logic

thegiddystitcher, to comicstrips in "Survive" by TheyCanTalk
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Friend of ours down in London has apparently been having issues with squirrels sneaking in from his balcony and stealing, very specifically, Toffee Crisps.

Don’t ask me any of the obvious follow-up questions there, I have no idea. But I reckon that squirrel is thriving.

jettrscga,

There’s gotta be an inside man.

Xanthrax, to comicstrips in "Survive" by TheyCanTalk
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I hate to be that guy, but they don’t remember where they hide their nuts. All the squirrels are hiding nuts, so they depend on finding eachothers stashes.

bricklove,

I heard they’re responsible for a majority of oak trees because of this. They’re just out there absent mindedly sowing seeds

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

So even better, they want everyone to thrive - communism! 🐿️✊

RoquetteQueen,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

And sometimes they never find the stash and you get a surprise pumpkin plant in your garden and walnut tree in your yard.

GlitterInfection, to comicstrips in Dracula's Cat - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah C Andersen)

Just like a cat. You get it a treat but all it wants to do is sit in the box!

LegionEris, to comicstrips in Dracula's Cat - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah C Andersen)

My Dad is Dracula and Just Got Mangled Trying to Close His Cat in a Tiny Coffin

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