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doctorcrimson, to memes in Funtastic 😅

Honestly incredible that this issue has persisted in OEM versions for decades but seems to be progressively getting worse instead of better, now affecting even LTSC copies (for people too stupid to remember to turn automatic updates off). Windows, if you take hours to update a machine twice a week then you’re making important equipment inoperable during that time. Please fix that, or you will lose market share even faster than you inevitably will.

Holzkohlen,

Last week an update broke my moms mandatory TPM nonsense module thingy. Like bro, this is a laptop that ships with win11 preinstalled and an update breaks your preconfigured system? I can’t even comprehend. Like how the heck are casual users supposed to deal with that?

EyIchFragDochNur, to memes in Back home
@EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de avatar

They own a house? Just wait

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

This is what the capitalist’s reverse mortgage scams they advertise 24/7 on Fox News are for.

And what a quintessentially stereotypical boomer thing to do too, basically leaving their paid off home to a bank for a pittance instead of their kid because fuck everything and everyone once they’re dead.

“Burn my trees upon death so no one can sit under them, and salt the Earth so no others can grow. Everything was mine and it’s no fair I can’t take it with me to supply side heaven.”

DragonTypeWyvern,

Regardless of the clear predation of the reverse mortgage industry, you realize they have to get the equity out of their house or they’ll starve to death, right?

The problem is the system itself, not elderly people who need to make ends meet.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

You realize that predatory crutches become systemic necessities precisely because they band aid such systemic issues from being addressed properly right?

Social security exists because seniors were dying in the streets.

Predatory reverse mortgages shouldn’t exist to exploit desperate people who would otherwise die, anymore than payday loan traps shouldn’t exist getting people trapped in impossible interest traps over a one time shortfall.

Instead of going through the pain and having society respond through governmental policy change, you now have predators making things far worse long term installing themselves as the “free market solution” that needs to be protected by government while bleeding already struggling populations to new depths.

A pay day loan /reverse mortgage may save a person here or there, but their existence at large hurts so many more. I will say it point blank: it was worth a lot of people dying to get social security enacted, because it was a real solution to a real problem, not yet another level of con game drawing out the pain.

And no, social security would not have been enacted when it was without those deaths. It would have been a far worse outcome for society if some predatory workhouse industry moved in and “saved” them in some cruel for profit scheme and declaring the problem “solved.”

DragonTypeWyvern,

I literally said the system is predatory, it’s just weird to victim-blame random broke seniors for it, but okay.

AllonzeeLV,

You also claimed its worth continuing to exist so some seniors don’t starve and are instead exploited.

I firmly, strongly disagree. It just prolongs that exploitation in perpetuity.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No, that’s what the strawman in your head said.

AllonzeeLV,

Oh ok, so you agree those seniors shouldn’t have eaten because reverse mortgage scams shouldn’t exist and your initial reply had no point, got it. How Seinfeldian.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No, you idiot, I’m saying it’s fucked up of you to blame the elderly for having to take loans against their houses for food and medical care.

Kiosade,

Who said it was paid off? 😉

Redscare867,

Even if it’s not, houses appreciate 5% a year on average. Assuming average appreciation over 10 years that house is now worth ~163% of its original value. That means that the mortgage was taken out for ~61% of what a comparable house would go for today which assuming the same interest rate would be a fairly significant reduction in the monthly payment. You also have the potential to refinance to further reduce that monthly payment.

Or you could sell it and get that 10 years of equity + appreciation out in cash and that might be enough for a sizable down payment elsewhere.

TL;DR unless your parent’s place is a dump in a low demand area it’s an asset even if it isn’t paid off.

ryannathans,

Even if it’s a dump in a shithole, they aren’t paying rent

Redscare867,

That’s valid, but if it’s a dump I would have a hard time describing it as an asset, at least in the financial sense. But I suppose it could be if you’re willing to put in the work to fix it up.

johnthedoe, to memes in So how is everything?

They always pick the moment you got a mouthful of food so you can’t talk shit

XeroxCool,

You’re in the building to eat food. Of course your mouth is full

wholeofthemoon,

You know you can take a couple seconds to stop shoving food in your mouth right?

YeeterPan,

Colloquially known as “eating”

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’ve served food and it turns out it’s literally impossible to find a time when the table doesn’t have a mouthful, and actually make it to the table before one happens.

If you are by yourself sure, but 2+, can’t be done. Mostly because of conversation - one talks the other eats, then swap. I’ve tried many many times (when slow) because it bugs the shit out of me when it happens to me
 which is always.

johnthedoe,

That’s a good point. I am always vacuuming food in at a constant rate when the food comes.

RoyaltyInTraining, to memes in Funtastic 😅
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

WSL is just a weird and slow VM. Still beats C++ development with visual studio tho.

Gallardo994,

Well there’s msys64/mingw for clang/gcc anyway. Fuck VS.

Beardsley, to memes in Relatable?😅

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all


Found,

We had one person in my friend group who was exactly 30mins late every time. Whenever we would make plans we would pretend to meet 30mins earlier to “offset” the lateness. It never worked bc whenever we would do this they would show up an hour after the fake planned time which meant they were still exactly 30mins late to the real start time.

XbSuper,

Just ignore their arrival when this happens. They probably enjoy being center of attention for a bit when they show up, if you just carry on like they were always there, it’ll probably stop.

Croquette,

Or at least you are not losing your time waiting for them.

moosetwin, to memes in Funtastic 😅
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

what does windows updates have to do with WSL

whofearsthenight, (edited )

WSL exists on a Windows system which means you’re still subject to Microsoft’s rather insane update practices.

0x2d,

linux: sudo pacman -Syyu/sudo apt update/whatever your distro uses

windows: updates whenever the hell it feels like

whofearsthenight,

See also ->

Linux: you need to update some core system component? Don’t worry, we’ll keep right on running until you decide to reboot.

Windows: notepad.exe has an update, we’re rebooting in .3s I hope you can save fuckin quick bro

absGeekNZ,
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz avatar

Linux: hey dude, you should probably restart
I mean it’s been months.

Windows: so imma just gonna nuke your work, ok cool.

SaladevX,

I just type “yay”

Astaroth,

same

TheCheddarCheese, to memes in Funtastic 😅
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

not trying to be the one person who pushes linux down everyones throats, but in all of my time using it i had to restart to update only once

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ever since I switched to Arch, I’ve never had to restart to update. I always restart anyway, because I want the update to apply to my current session, but I don’t have to.

Bene7rddso,

lol Arch was the distro where I had to reboot the most after updates because the new kernel modules wouldn’t load with the old kernel

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair, I’ve never used pure Arch. The Arch derivatives I’ve used are Manjaro and Garuda.

ShouldIHaveFun,

You do have to reboot to use your new kernel after an update. But it’s just a normal reboot, not the whole blocking installation process like in Windows.

drcobaltjedi,

Aren’t there distros that treat the kernal like anyother package and can hot swap it?

usernamesAreTricky,

Not quite like that but there is a thing called live patching that some distros offer. It’s mainly to used fix security issues rather than a typical update

Ubuntu livepatching and kpatch are some different tools out there for that if you want to look into it

black0ut,
@black0ut@pawb.social avatar

you can’t really hot swap the kernel, because all of the system runs on it.

you’d need to stop the system (you can save its state and recover where you left), reboot to load the new kernel and let it take control.

however, there are some distros and programs that allow you to hot swap certain parts of the kernel (mainly drivers) without rebooting. Note that, even though the system doesn’t reboot, most packages still need to be restarted for them to pick up the new driver.

Quadrexium,

And a Linux reboot takes like 40s at most and everything works. Where in Windows it takes like 2m to be able to log in and a good 5-10m for all the apps to start working at normal speed

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not always, but mostly yeah. Especially for home users, it’s not worth the hassle.

Amends1782,

Same thing canonical pushes with Ubuntu pro right?

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

kpatch is what RHEL uses. The Ubuntu one is called livepatch. IIRC, it’s not open source.

supernicepojo, to privacyguides in What is xtrapath3.izatcloud.net, why does my phone connect to it?

After a quick search: Izatcloud is qualcomm extended satellite positioning, which may be a different version of GPS. But not entirely sure, here is a privacy related article about it. https://restoreprivacy.com/qualcomm-denies-unlawful-user-location-data-collection-on-phones/

Selmafudd, (edited ) to memes in Funtastic 😅

Look at those eyes, this guy is peaking

TheGiantKorean, to memes in The fountain.
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

and you can finally cum

rurutheguru,

Sitting in such close proximity with your siblings can really stir up some sexual feelings
if you’re from Alabama.

XeroxCool, to memes in So how is everything?

They’re checking if you got everything and if you need anything else. They don’t care if you like it

zomtecos, to starwarsmemes in [PW] I miss the concentration powers I had as a youngling
@zomtecos@feddit.de avatar

It’s actually not necessary the concentration power but the available time when being adult
 đŸ€”

Reading 2 books wouldn’t be a huge problem today (if they are good and less then 1000 pages). But unfortunately the two toddlers here say no to me sitting a few hours on the couch and reading some book.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Being a child also doesn’t demand as much mental load. Yes you’ve got school but as an adult I’ve not only got work but all the tasks of running a home, food, driving, and other misc “chores” that pop up throughout the day. At the end of that it can be difficult to further concentrate sometimes.

FlyingSquid, to starwarsmemes in Oh, I'm a rebel all right - it's just me against everyone else [BOW]
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Onion is lapped by reality once again.

Cort,

Nope, this is the onion, op cropped out the logo

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s the onion. It’s also reality.

tigerhawkvok, to memes in Relatable!

Sleep as Android!

You can make it device administrator and additionally add a max snooze count and a dismissal CAPTCHA. When I REALLY have to get up no matter what, I need to go physically touch my phone to an NFC tag in the living room. Can’t even turn the phone off because it blocks that when ringing when given admin access.

Pazuzu,

AMdroid is similar, bunch of different task and puzzle options you can set for your future self to solve before you can turn the alarm off. I usually do math problems, just difficult enough that I need to be at least 90% conscious to actually solve them.

come morning time I hate the app with a passion, but it’s just the kick in the ass I need sometimes

kambusha,

I use the sheeps. Pretty damn good at spotting awake sheeps now.

BugFinder,

I accidentally set it to extreme hard difficulty once (250 sheeps). It was a horrible morning that day

Kusimulkku,

What if you set an alarm accidentally and you’re away from home?

BugFinder,

It’s location based. It gives you an option to turn off if you are not in you home location. Unless you explicitly disable that clause.

Kusimulkku,

Ah, I was wondering if you’re totally fucked by accidentally setting it

BugFinder,

Yup! There are levels of fucked up. At the basic level, if it’s accidentally set to override location check, there are easy solutions like force closing the app, uninstalling the app, turning off the phone.

Mind you, the app knows you force closed it. So it will let you know next time if you want to go to next level of strictness.

At the highest level of fuck up, you can provide admin access so that switching apps and physical buttons are all disabled. So you best bet would be to let the battery drain out and somehow muffle the speakers.

There is also another “fun” captcha. You pledge a small amount of money. If you don’t wake up, the money gets donated to fund sleep-related research.

Igloojoe, to starwarsmemes in Syril's mum likes to think she's a Karntent Kreator. [BOW]

This story arc was so hilarious. It was sooo realistic that you forgot it was star wars.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tbh Andor’s just the best thing to happen to Star Wars since lightsabers.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I have a friend from high school who looks and acts like what’s his face, and a better friend who is his mother who we ended up being coworkers for twenty years. She acts so much like the mom from the TV it was scary. I haven’t talked to either of them about this because, uh, yeah.

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