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Zerush, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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SomeBoyo, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!

Note: the bag is paired to it’s contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it’s new contents.

pewpew,
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4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

sirico, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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The desk in dopamine

Poggervania, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK,

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia,
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Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

SeeMinusMinus, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

sour,
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is google

Bene7rddso,

And MS

Ghostalmedia, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en,

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia,
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Yes?

don,

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia,
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Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK,

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz,

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

Zehzin, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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You need a special straw to snort it

coffeebiscuit,

Places straw in ear.

ma11en,

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat,
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Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

altima_neo,
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And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

vanderbilt, to memes in It's funnt because it's true
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My Jamaican friend once said: “How many times do I have to tell you people flour is not a spice”.

JoeBidet, to memes in More guns = safer
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… er… the only thing stopping an AmericaBad-with-a-gun is an AmericaGood-with-a-gun…?

nephs, to memes in Laugh >>>

Really confident, are you?

Clbull, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

I’m British. Don’t put the Dutch in the same group as us. Our local ‘cuisine’ truly is a crime to food.

Aganim,

I’m Dutch, feel free to put us in the same group. They way we drown our potatoes in gravy absolutely is a crime against food.

Sunfoil,

Except it isn’t though. You have shitty fast food like the rest of the world, but we also have Michelin star restaurants too. This is just yet another excuse for people to be xenophobic to the British.

Globulart, (edited )

And there are loads of excuses already. No need to manufacture an extra one! I wonder how many Michelin star restaurants in the UK claim to serve traditional British food though.

But genuinely, does the rest of the world dislike fish and chips, roast dinners, fried breakfasts, and pies? I know the stereotype has been around forever but I always had trouble believing that most non British people wouldn’t really like those foods.

Sunfoil,

My understanding is a lot of them. The majority of restaurants in the Michelin guide certaintly are British cuisine. The stars, I’m not so sure. I would say there isn’t really any reason to be xenophobic or racist to anyone.

Globulart,

Yeah of course mate, it was a joke about how (historically) we’ve given people plenty of excuses to be.

Treczoks,

No, it isn’t. I have dined exceptionally well in the UK. Our Christmas dinner is based on an a recipe from an English cook. We have a Scottish cafe/diner in town which serves excellent food.

OK, I’ve dined horribly, too, but it is definitely not the norm - I made the mistake of ordering half a chicken in a fish and chips shop. My recommendation: Don’t repeat my mistake.

ElBarto, to memes in It's funnt because it's true
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I played too much red dead, I’m like " I don’t remember a character named Brits.

wombat, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

stroopwafels are good

ElHexo, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

At least some Dutch food integrated the spices (Speculaas), the Brits have no excuse

sgbrain7, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

This reminds me of an old post I remember seeing where it depicted the contrast between anime food and English film food with some eggs. The anime ones were drawn with utmost care to look downright heavenly, while the English film eggs were very scraggly.

EvolvedTurtle,

Genuinely I want more foreign food to be more common Like I live in the US so it’s pretty common it’s just hella expensive

Unless you get the questionable Americanized version like taco bell and panda express

sgbrain7,

I agree. That’s why foreign import stores are pretty cool.

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