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T1000, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

Dutch and British food isn’t bad, unless your a yank that only eats things pumped full of sugar.

JungleJim,

No we asked mainland Europe and they agreed.

2Password2Remember,

dutch and british food is dogshit lol. how many italian restaurants are there in the UK vs. how many british restaurants are there in italy?

Death to America

JamesConeZone,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

You mean you don’t want your pickled eggs served by blackface Santa? smdutchh

T1000, (edited )

Spaghetti and pizza aren’t bad but nothing to wank about. Also there’s British and Irish pubs in every city.

CloutAtlas,

Google “Stargazy pie”

Google “Jellied eels”

Google “mushy peas over chips”

T1000,

Google chicken livers, scrapple, hot dogs, deep fried butter, hersheys chocolate. All pretty gross.

windowlicker, (edited )
@windowlicker@hexbear.net avatar

don’t make me bring up the mountain of grease-soaked fried foods that brits find acceptable as a meal. even as an american, i haven’t seen so much fried food in one place. and i’ve been to the southern united states many times.

Satanic_Mills, (edited )

Fat is where the flavour is.

I also made Puri today, and it turns out deep frying bread makes it taste better.

SomeBoyo, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!

Note: the bag is paired to it’s contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it’s new contents.

pewpew,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

kautau, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

In this thread: people that think spices = spicy

tryptaminev,

i have yet to find a main dish that is not getting better when adding pepper.

Honytawk,

Pancakes, the sweet ones

tryptaminev,

still better with a hint of pepper.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Shit I made gingerbread cookies with a hit of cayenne to really make the ginger pop.

1847953620,

sus

AlolanYoda,

English is a very confusing language to have this conversation in.

Also using “hot” as a measure of how spicy it is and also using it to talk about the actual temperature of the food.

kautau,

True, as a native English speaker, English sucks lol. There are a bunch of similar words but their meaning is different and they’re only to be used in certain contexts.

camelbeard, (edited )

Yeah cloves and bay leaves are pretty common in old recipes. For example check out

…transparent.com/…/recipe-the-oldest-dish-in-the-…

That recipe should come out like this miljuschka.nl/…/Frietje-zuurvlees-Daphne-Dekkers.…

1847953620,

Providing links to solidify the existence of two of them…

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Cloves can do a thing if used right. Bay leaves, on the other hand, you cannot convince me add anything to anything.

scubbo,
Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

je ne sais quoi is what one of the “chefs” said it adds.

Do you know what that means? Do you? It directly translates as ’ I don’t know what ’ Bay leaves are bullshit

1847953620,

get wrecked, noob

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Bet I’ve been feeding a family for longer than you’ve been alive.

1847953620,

lmao who asked

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

You live off chicken tenders and box mac and cheese. Fuck off.

1847953620,

I could probably still cook a better version of either of those 🤣

cashew,

Bay leaves contain several different fatty acids which, when cooked, are transferred into your food. Fatty acids have a large effect on the flavour and nutrition of food. Next time to cook plain rice, add a few bay leaves to the pot and you will notice the change in flavour.

MrBusiness,

Also not many soups I don’t add bay leaves to.

Zehzin, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You need a special straw to snort it

coffeebiscuit,

Places straw in ear.

ma11en,

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

SeeMinusMinus, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is google

Bene7rddso,

And MS

Ghostalmedia, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en,

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yes?

don,

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK,

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz,

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

Poggervania, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK,

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

sgbrain7, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

This reminds me of an old post I remember seeing where it depicted the contrast between anime food and English film food with some eggs. The anime ones were drawn with utmost care to look downright heavenly, while the English film eggs were very scraggly.

EvolvedTurtle,

Genuinely I want more foreign food to be more common Like I live in the US so it’s pretty common it’s just hella expensive

Unless you get the questionable Americanized version like taco bell and panda express

sgbrain7,

I agree. That’s why foreign import stores are pretty cool.

Clbull, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

I’m British. Don’t put the Dutch in the same group as us. Our local ‘cuisine’ truly is a crime to food.

Aganim,

I’m Dutch, feel free to put us in the same group. They way we drown our potatoes in gravy absolutely is a crime against food.

Sunfoil,

Except it isn’t though. You have shitty fast food like the rest of the world, but we also have Michelin star restaurants too. This is just yet another excuse for people to be xenophobic to the British.

Globulart, (edited )

And there are loads of excuses already. No need to manufacture an extra one! I wonder how many Michelin star restaurants in the UK claim to serve traditional British food though.

But genuinely, does the rest of the world dislike fish and chips, roast dinners, fried breakfasts, and pies? I know the stereotype has been around forever but I always had trouble believing that most non British people wouldn’t really like those foods.

Sunfoil,

My understanding is a lot of them. The majority of restaurants in the Michelin guide certaintly are British cuisine. The stars, I’m not so sure. I would say there isn’t really any reason to be xenophobic or racist to anyone.

Globulart,

Yeah of course mate, it was a joke about how (historically) we’ve given people plenty of excuses to be.

Treczoks,

No, it isn’t. I have dined exceptionally well in the UK. Our Christmas dinner is based on an a recipe from an English cook. We have a Scottish cafe/diner in town which serves excellent food.

OK, I’ve dined horribly, too, but it is definitely not the norm - I made the mistake of ordering half a chicken in a fish and chips shop. My recommendation: Don’t repeat my mistake.

SharkEatingBreakfast, to memes in It's funnt because it's true
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Legitimately, though: I listened to my sister tell her 4-year about “yummy spices” at Thanksgiving. The example she used was “like salt!” I was horrified.

She also made & brought the absolute worst green bean casserole I have ever tasted in my life. It was like wet, crunchy green beans covered in French-fried onions (which came from a can, which is why it’s pretty much the only thing she got right).

She used “no added salt/sodium” cream-of-mushroom soup, the green beans, and the canned fried onions, and added nothing else.

I love green bean casserole, as it’s one of my favorite Thanksgiving foods. Even offered to make it for everyone this year! But she insisted that she wanted to do it.

The only thing that was salty this Thanksgiving was me.

ILikeBoobies,

she used was “like salt!”

Japanese?

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Is this some weird stereotype that I’ve been privileged to never hear before?

Actually, don’t answer that. I just want to live in blissful ignorance.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Salt is just a major part of their cuisine/flavouring

It’s not exclusive to Japan if you’re worried about stereotypes but they tend to celebrate it more than other countries that look to burn your mouth off

Mr_Blott,

Right, how the fuck can onions be

french fried

and what the fuck kind of heathen buys fried onions in a can?!?!??!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Man… idk… it was all kinds of fucked up.

Sagifurius,

they’re basically onion rings cooled and sealed in a airtight container, www.amazon.com/…/B000KOQDJI

Advocado,

Because 'MURICA!

gmtom, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

The same reason you have all of human knowledge at your finger tips, yet only use the same tired joke over and over.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

Boom. Roasted.

xenoclast,

A common British cooking technique…

100_kg_90_de_belin,

Even better, he didn’t marinate it before roasting.

nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

True, my dad calls food “spicy” and breaks out in a sweat when I put black pepper on.

grayman,

I recently discovered black pepper. It truly can make things spicey. But table ground? Ha!

I know someone allergic to capsaicin. I’ve seen him eat the mildest salsa and turn red. He also sweats to black pepper. Maybe your father has a similar allergy.

ImFresh3x, (edited )

What is “ black pepper?” Isn’t that just a grind size?

I didn’t know people used preground at home. Not any cheaper and tastes like actual dust. With a regular old pepper mill you can change that grind size easily. And no matter the grind size it doesn’t have the ability to make food “spicy” as in “hot.”

grayman,

I grind my own pepper too, but aka coarse ground is much larger pieces of ground pepper. is the die size. You technically could grind it coarse yourself, but you’d have to sift it and only keep the bigger pieces. Here’s an example: Amazon Brand - Happy Belly Black Pepper, Coarse Ground, 18 Oz a.co/d/8e7AWHT But you should be able to find it at any big grocery store. I get it at Costco. It’s great for rubs and spicing up stuff just a bit. I think it’s the oil that remains in the course pieces as opposed to the smaller grind that allows the oil tooxidize quickly, which mutes the heat in the oil. I learned about it when I got into smoking meat. It’s used to crust a smoked brisket.

ILikeBoobies,

Black pepper is a spice, over using it can make things spicy

Knusper, (edited ) to memes in It's funnt because it's true

Fucks me up as a German, too. Globalization gave us all kinds of tasty spices, but go to any public event and you’d be convinced our greatest culinary achievement is sausage with tomato ketchup and curry powder.

pufferfischerpulver, (edited )

Curry, you said it yourself, a very exotic spice mix!

Was möchten Sie denn sonst noch Sie Schnösel?

Knusper,

Also wenn du mich so fragst, hätte ich gerne so Döner-style Fladenbrot mit Kümmel, Schwarzkümmel und Senfkörnern im Teig. Das dann von innen bestrichen mit etwas Erdnussmus. Dann das übliche Döner-Grünzeug rein, aber kurz scharf in einem Wok angebraten und in Soja-Sauce getaucht. Darüber frisch gemalener bunter Pfeffer und ein guter Esslöffel kaltgepresstes Rapsöl. Und dann Champignons geschnetzelt + ordentlich angebraten und mit Gyros-Gewürzen mariniert noch darin einbetten.

Ich denke, das sollte man gut in so einem Imbisswagen zubereiten können. 🙃

Also habe jetzt natürlich übertrieben. Keine Ahnung, ob das noch gut ist. Aber habe tatsächlich schonmal so Champignon-Geschnetzeltes in einem Fladenbrot gemacht und das war extrem geil. Seither hätte ich tatsächlich gerne mal einen vollwertigen Döner damit…

crystal,

Also da greife ich lieber zur Currywurst

pufferfischerpulver,

Mehr grün versiffte Bourgeoisie konntest du jetzt nicht in einen Beitrag packen, wie?

(Klingt köstlich)

letsgocrazy,

British invention anyway. Curry powder from the British occupying forces in Berlin.

Gern gesehen.

lugal,

But “Currywurst” (curry sausage) was invented in Berlin. Indian wouldn’t use curry powder without vegetables in this way, or currypower at all (correct me if I’m wrong)

Knusper,

I’m no expert either, but yeah, I believe the lazy method of making the curry dish (Indian, Thai etc.) is to use curry paste. Our curry powder barely resembles the taste of the curry dish. In particular, it’s lacking tons of chili. 🫠

lugal,

I was once explained that curry in the Indian sense is a rice vegetable dish with a lot of spices. To make it easier for the Brits, the powder was developed so that you don’t need all the fresh spices.

emergencyfood,

Curry in India is usually a side-dish served with rice or chapathi (flatbread). It contains a lot of vegetables, various herbs and spices, and optionally fish or meat. But the rice itself is not a part of the curry. Also we do use curry powder, mainly when we don’t have time or space to mix the spices properly.

lugal,

Thanks!

letsgocrazy,

Did you read the entire sentence “the British occupying forces in Berlin”

British. In Berlin.

Who do you think had lots of curry powder?

lugal,

Curry powder is a British invention, Currywurst is German, only possible with the British but still a German invention

letsgocrazy,

I understand that’s what people need to believe.

Perhapsjustsniffit,

I agree there. German food is very…white. That is simply the best descriptor.

slackassassin,

You mean like beige in appearance or…

Sagifurius,

it’s not. you’ve met bad cooks.

tryptaminev,

i mean the good stuff is not typically served at these events. I’m thinking roulade and gulash that need to simmer for multiple hours.

Also in central Europe it is difficult to consider foods distinct to one country. Most of Polish, Czech and German cuisine overlap a lot.

Knusper,

Well, yeah, to some degree these are just very easy to prepare. To some degree, they’re just the lowest common denominator, though, which is what I’m mainly annoyed by. Lots of these simpler foods could be easily improved by adding some spices, or we could even adopt some of the many street foods in Eastern Asia, to bring in more variety…

grue, (edited )

As an American, going to any German-themed public event (read: Oktoberfest and uhh… that’s about it) convinces me that your greatest culinary achievement is sausage with mustard and sauerkraut. Not too shabby, TBH.

Knusper,

I don’t know, if it’s more popular in other regions of Germany, but I’ve only had plain sauerkraut once in my life. 🙃

Only real dish involving sauerkraut around here is Krautschupfnudeln:
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/1876371305102939/bilder/532029/crop-960x640/krautschupfnudeln.jpg

And well, by roasting the sauerkraut, it caramelizes a little bit and some of the vinegar dissipates, so it doesn’t actually taste as sauer anymore.

Kerb, (edited )
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

we also had schupfnudeln with sauerkraut, but with chopped bacon added.

asside from that, i also know mashed potatos with kassler (cured pork),
Leberwurst(loose sausage that is usualy used as a spread)
and blutwurst(blood sausage)
boiled in sauerkraut, as a Christmas classic.

(both sausages were loose and squeezed out of the casing)

i also remember grandpa snacking on cold raw plain sauerkraut for dinner.
but he was the only person i know that ate it like that.

but i dont remember any other dishes ive eaten with sauerkraut in it.

Sagifurius,

no, i do that too, but grandpa is where i picked the habit up from. it’s crunchy tasty homemade sauerkraut though, not that store-bought shit.

WashedOver, to memes in More guns = safer
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I have to think miniature guns for toddlers would open up whole new segments for gun manufacturers

TheMightyCanuck, (edited )
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • shareholders loved that *
Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

In 2021 4,752 children had gun related deaths. That’s 13 a day.

ElleChaise,

Yes, but we refer to it as 14 a day, because 13 is bad luck.

gmtom,

Yeah but if those children had guns to protect themselves from the guns then it would have been 0.

Checkmate libruls

Defenestrator,
grayman,

How many of those were gang members under 18?

PsychedSy,

Depending on source, some were gang members over 18.

RaoulDook,

There are 74 million children aged 0-18 in the USA. Going by your numbers, that means in 2021 that 99.99999% of children in the USA were not harmed by guns.

Kairus,

I know your number is a hyperbole, the real percent given the numbers in the thread is ~99.994%, or 14999/15000 unharmed, which, most supporters wouldn’t bat an eye at anyway

MBZzZzZzZz,

With different skins. There’ll be a pokemon skin, a lego skin, a paw patrol skin … The market is endless, and most importantly, untapped.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Start them young. With extracurricular marksmanship classes as well, to get them to shoot accurately

funkless_eck,

this was a Sacha Baron Cohen bit

meowMix2525,

Oh don’t worry, they’re working on it. Look up the JR-15.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in It's funnt because it's true
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You had access to the entire spice trade, WHY DIDNT YOU USE IT???

10_0,

Never been to a British supermarket

Hagels_Bagels,
@Hagels_Bagels@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You can buy paprika at Tescos but British food is still shit.

10_0,

Capitalism at its best, spices are expensive for canned food so can’t compete, and theres no demand for spices in ready-made food

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