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Zehzin, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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You need a special straw to snort it

coffeebiscuit,

Places straw in ear.

ma11en,

Subscription to that special straw

chemical_cutthroat,
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Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

altima_neo,
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And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

Ghostalmedia, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

ma11en,

Do you need a little help with the maths?

Ghostalmedia,
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Yes?

don,

1 + 1 = 2

Ghostalmedia,
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Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

TWeaK,

Yeah this is what I don’t get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

turbowafflz,

The bag is separate, it doesn’t include the drugs. You have to buy both

SeeMinusMinus, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

sour,
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is google

Bene7rddso,

And MS

Poggervania, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK,

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia,
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Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

sirico, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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The desk in dopamine

SomeBoyo, (edited ) to memes in Apple being... Apple!

Note: the bag is paired to it’s contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it’s new contents.

pewpew,
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4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

Zerush, to memes in Apple being... Apple!
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