feddit.cl

s_s, to lemmyshitpost in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Here’s one for you: “an apron” used to be “a napron”.

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

Bonehead, to lemmyshitpost in Non-native english speaker here. Need help with my work emails

Neither are correct for a work email. If you want to say "for fuck's sakes", instead say "as per our earlier discussion".

Follow for more tips on how to insult people professionally in a work environment.

glimse, to unethicallifeprotips in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

How DO you get rid of engine oil?

Viking_Hippie,

You don’t. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It’s the only way to break the curse.

Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA

Thisfox,

It talks about the benefits of recycling, and not how it is done…

glimse,

“You Dump It, You Drink It”

Got it, pouring myself a glass this morning

Viking_Hippie,

Pretty sure the latter was meant as punishment for the former, but far be it from me to dictate your breakfast, I guess 🤷

glimse,

I read the big letters and stopped there!

Viking_Hippie,

'MURICA! 🫡

BeMoreCareful, to unethicallifeprotips in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

Go back home with your dinosaur friends.

Haphazard9479, to unethicallifeprotips in Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. - Feddit.cl

I use old oil to start a fire where I burn all my old batteries, tires and trash.

NeoNachtwaechter,

At first it seemed like a good idea… before the ‘where’ clause.

coffee,

Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #